6.21.2012
Dead Blonde Walking
I am not sure if I want to burn out or fade away...
I am still working that one out.
Should I crash some hotel room with a psuedo rock star?
I could stage a mock scene from Sid Vicious' days and than silently go about my end.
Or
I could hide out behind the gates like Bridgette Bardot and no one would be the wiser unless a fancy news show picked it up from Reuters.
One thing is for sure.
Fantasy death is far more fun than the reality of one.
Well, hell...
The Blonde gets tired quickly...
6.19.2012
Being the Better Person
is so over rated...
I have been the better person for so long that I forgot I deserve better.
Raine in New York...
Augusto in Texas...
Mr Michigan....
The Captain...
Dallas...
and Houston geriatrics...
Are you kidding me?
I could pick you apart one by one and mutilate you by word on my blog but I don;t need do that.
I just need to acknowledge that I am dying.
I am dying!!
44 years on this earth and not one man ever gave me an ounce of love or trust.
And if you think I am carrying forth any unfinished business in the next life?
You do not know me.
I am settling the score this year.
Each and every one of you sad suckers are going to be held accountable.
I am going into the next life on a clean slate.
I would like to give out a special shout to a man that is dead but his children still profit from him.
A mobster!!
A low level, money laundering, under age video taping profiteer who liked to fondle his daughter's friends while he was drunk.
I hope hell has a particularly hot spot for you.
A second shout out to Raine... you shaky handed alcoholic who is way out of his competition's league...Johnny Boy from Georgia will always be better than you!
And a third special hallelujah to Augusto...6 years of loyalty and trust on my end...and nothing but lies and broken promises on your end...
May the chips fall hard on you...
and everyone who took without giving back!
Micky, Freddy, Reny, Herb... you are all Humpty Dumpty and about to fall!!
The Blonde lost her mercy!
I have been the better person for so long that I forgot I deserve better.
Raine in New York...
Augusto in Texas...
Mr Michigan....
The Captain...
Dallas...
and Houston geriatrics...
Are you kidding me?
I could pick you apart one by one and mutilate you by word on my blog but I don;t need do that.
I just need to acknowledge that I am dying.
I am dying!!
44 years on this earth and not one man ever gave me an ounce of love or trust.
And if you think I am carrying forth any unfinished business in the next life?
You do not know me.
I am settling the score this year.
Each and every one of you sad suckers are going to be held accountable.
I am going into the next life on a clean slate.
I would like to give out a special shout to a man that is dead but his children still profit from him.
A mobster!!
A low level, money laundering, under age video taping profiteer who liked to fondle his daughter's friends while he was drunk.
I hope hell has a particularly hot spot for you.
A second shout out to Raine... you shaky handed alcoholic who is way out of his competition's league...Johnny Boy from Georgia will always be better than you!
And a third special hallelujah to Augusto...6 years of loyalty and trust on my end...and nothing but lies and broken promises on your end...
May the chips fall hard on you...
and everyone who took without giving back!
Micky, Freddy, Reny, Herb... you are all Humpty Dumpty and about to fall!!
The Blonde lost her mercy!
Father's Day
No Buffet at the club
No recognition at the church service
A card
A call
A simple day
that is all
A roof
a wife
a home
a life
your children
your grandchildren
your legacy
It is all here
To wrap your life up in one day
how could we?
You are our pillar of salt
our wounded soldier
our sad young boy
just trying to get by
and...
Sweet Daddy Pie...
So what will one day do to make a difference?
Happy Forever from the Blonde in the back of the Mustang!!
6.18.2012
Cat Got MY Tongue
When do I get to scream what really happened and started it all?
Not tonight...
My cat Sophie jumped up on the desk and laid on my keyboard.
After 20 years of loving her, she never made this kind of move.
I will hold my screams.
I will hold my anger.
I will hold my vocals on the hurt and why I hate this fucking world.
For you Sophie.....
The Blonde will hold her tongue!!
Not tonight...
My cat Sophie jumped up on the desk and laid on my keyboard.
After 20 years of loving her, she never made this kind of move.
I will hold my screams.
I will hold my anger.
I will hold my vocals on the hurt and why I hate this fucking world.
For you Sophie.....
The Blonde will hold her tongue!!
6.16.2012
War On Women
The GOP does not have it out for women; they have it out for everyone.
But to lower yourself to the level of ridiculousness of the GOP and try to cover it by saying its a 'War on Women', is horse manure.
I am not levying the idiots name on this blog but the femme fatale lawmaker from Michigan should be tarred and feathered for taking the podium in the name of women.
How dare she say the stupid rant she did and try to cover it up with her assinine excuse by saying the word 'vagina' is anatomically correct. Sure it is and if your a biology professor teaching anatomy, I say go for it.
But to use it for shock value in a statement that makes absolutely no sense to the issue at hand; I say you might as well used a more flavorful word!
To make an outrageous statement that you are flattered by the attention your vagina is getting to float your rhetoric on abortion rights just took away the attention from the rights of women and placed 3 days of media hype on your usage of vagina.
And to say "No means No" .....UGHHH!!
Maybe you were not privy to the orginial content of that slogan but its meant for date rape victims and to try and recycle it in your sad attempt to speak about abortion rights makes me want to trade in my VAGINA for a baseball bat and knock some sense into you.
No means NO to what?
Aborton or your attention grabbing vagina?!
Its not just the GOP who have gone off their rocker; its the whole establishment.
They are spoiled rotten children playing on our tax dollars.
The Blonde will vote when we clean out the trash!
But to lower yourself to the level of ridiculousness of the GOP and try to cover it by saying its a 'War on Women', is horse manure.
I am not levying the idiots name on this blog but the femme fatale lawmaker from Michigan should be tarred and feathered for taking the podium in the name of women.
How dare she say the stupid rant she did and try to cover it up with her assinine excuse by saying the word 'vagina' is anatomically correct. Sure it is and if your a biology professor teaching anatomy, I say go for it.
But to use it for shock value in a statement that makes absolutely no sense to the issue at hand; I say you might as well used a more flavorful word!
To make an outrageous statement that you are flattered by the attention your vagina is getting to float your rhetoric on abortion rights just took away the attention from the rights of women and placed 3 days of media hype on your usage of vagina.
And to say "No means No" .....UGHHH!!
Maybe you were not privy to the orginial content of that slogan but its meant for date rape victims and to try and recycle it in your sad attempt to speak about abortion rights makes me want to trade in my VAGINA for a baseball bat and knock some sense into you.
No means NO to what?
Aborton or your attention grabbing vagina?!
Its not just the GOP who have gone off their rocker; its the whole establishment.
They are spoiled rotten children playing on our tax dollars.
The Blonde will vote when we clean out the trash!
5.23.2012
Some Things Look Better with Age
You are not alone Tom.
With grace and humility we grow to be beautiful beyond our youth!
The Blonde is on your side!!
We Are On A Slippery Slope
Companies are demanding you sign a release form for your medical records, credit report, and Facebook account before they even hire you.
They want to invade your personal private liberties before offering you a job, salary, or health care.
They are the private gestapo getting around the rights afforded to us by our democracy.
And we take it sitting down watching 24 hour around the clock news that feeds us propaganda.
When are we going to wake up?!
When are we going to see that our democracy is border lining on the books by George Orwell?
When are we going to stand up and fight like 'Animal Farm'?
Read his work people!!
The Facebook IPO debacle is a sham and the fact that 73 million people bought into it hurts my head.
We protect people from burning their hips with coffee.
We demand the carb content be placed on a menu at McDonalds
We try to protect our sanctity of heterosexual marriages by banning gays from ruining it.
How?
I have no idea.
Its how stupid we have become!!
If you want to save the sanctity of marriage...ban the internet dating sites where married people troll for a casual sex encounter!
If you don't want to get fat, don't eat fried fast food!
If you want free health care than take personal responsibility and don't be a dumb ass and eat your way through a smorgasbord of corn syrup laden
prepackaged junk food at the grocery store!
If you want your private life to remain private and not the property of a corporation that you work for, than get off your office chair and rally a group to stop the invasive practices. And take personal responsibility and do your work instead of cruising online dating sites and Facebook when you should be working!!
And if you want to stop being a slave to the 1% than take your money out of all stocks and 401ks and demand your money free and clear to invest in land and your future.
Tech companies offering IPOs do it because they can't make it without you. You are paying off the original investors who have already capped their profit and find no benefit in the company and they want you to pay them out.
The only thing I am happy to report about Facebook Inc is that 482 million people invested their time in watching Eminem and Rhianna on Youtube instead of the 73 million who sunk their hard earned cash into a losing ship!!!
Wake Up America...You have no net to break your fall!
They want to invade your personal private liberties before offering you a job, salary, or health care.
They are the private gestapo getting around the rights afforded to us by our democracy.
And we take it sitting down watching 24 hour around the clock news that feeds us propaganda.
When are we going to wake up?!
When are we going to see that our democracy is border lining on the books by George Orwell?
When are we going to stand up and fight like 'Animal Farm'?
Read his work people!!
The Facebook IPO debacle is a sham and the fact that 73 million people bought into it hurts my head.
We protect people from burning their hips with coffee.
We demand the carb content be placed on a menu at McDonalds
We try to protect our sanctity of heterosexual marriages by banning gays from ruining it.
How?
I have no idea.
Its how stupid we have become!!
If you want to save the sanctity of marriage...ban the internet dating sites where married people troll for a casual sex encounter!
If you don't want to get fat, don't eat fried fast food!
If you want free health care than take personal responsibility and don't be a dumb ass and eat your way through a smorgasbord of corn syrup laden
prepackaged junk food at the grocery store!
If you want your private life to remain private and not the property of a corporation that you work for, than get off your office chair and rally a group to stop the invasive practices. And take personal responsibility and do your work instead of cruising online dating sites and Facebook when you should be working!!
And if you want to stop being a slave to the 1% than take your money out of all stocks and 401ks and demand your money free and clear to invest in land and your future.
Tech companies offering IPOs do it because they can't make it without you. You are paying off the original investors who have already capped their profit and find no benefit in the company and they want you to pay them out.
The only thing I am happy to report about Facebook Inc is that 482 million people invested their time in watching Eminem and Rhianna on Youtube instead of the 73 million who sunk their hard earned cash into a losing ship!!!
Wake Up America...You have no net to break your fall!
5.14.2012
When It Rains Down Here
The Blonde hopes it washes away our pain, our fear, our greed, our anger, our hate, our abuse, our insensitivity, our bigotry, our ignorance, our selfishness, our arrogance, our religions, our worship to the God our fore fathers placed on the almighty dollar bill!!!
A Billion Dollars
Ladies and Gents,
I am on one pissy roll this week. And its not just my PMS kicking in.
Facebook just made a blatant, in your face to the status quo, move. Zuckerberg bought his buds Instagram company for a billion dollars. Have you seen Instagram. Its twitter but with pics instead of pithy comments. 30 million folks signed up but I can tell you, most have them dumped it already. Its stupid.
What is even more stupid is the sucker who buys stock from Facebook at an over-inflated price with an illusion of making money. The only real money is in harvesting private information but they can't announce the selling of our private information to all the dirt bags in the world ready to eat it up and keep us under a spam spell!!!
I see ponzie, I see funneling, I see a major bubble repeat itself. It is about to burst and hurt the Americans peeps.
Greed is not good, Gordon!!!
This kind of greed will lead to a revolt.
How much abuse can we take?
We need this to happen. We need another meltdown and catastrophe in the financial world.
We need that Mayan end to hit Wall Street.
And Zuckerberg...
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men will not be able to put you back together again!!
At least the Blonde Hopes so, a trillion times over!!!
I am on one pissy roll this week. And its not just my PMS kicking in.
Facebook just made a blatant, in your face to the status quo, move. Zuckerberg bought his buds Instagram company for a billion dollars. Have you seen Instagram. Its twitter but with pics instead of pithy comments. 30 million folks signed up but I can tell you, most have them dumped it already. Its stupid.
What is even more stupid is the sucker who buys stock from Facebook at an over-inflated price with an illusion of making money. The only real money is in harvesting private information but they can't announce the selling of our private information to all the dirt bags in the world ready to eat it up and keep us under a spam spell!!!
I see ponzie, I see funneling, I see a major bubble repeat itself. It is about to burst and hurt the Americans peeps.
Greed is not good, Gordon!!!
This kind of greed will lead to a revolt.
How much abuse can we take?
We need this to happen. We need another meltdown and catastrophe in the financial world.
We need that Mayan end to hit Wall Street.
And Zuckerberg...
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men will not be able to put you back together again!!
At least the Blonde Hopes so, a trillion times over!!!
5.07.2012
CoWinkyDInk or New Age Inquistion
I tested the key words on alert by Homeland Security.
I am not sure if it was a coincidence or if Homeland keyed in on my IP address.
The minute I posted key words on Twitter, my home alarm started beeping. Not an alarm but an interruption to the signal causing the blip to my security system.
My web browser shut down for a few seconds as well.
I am not worried that they have honed in on my IP address.
Let them check out my history.
I defend our military.
I argue with leftist liberals who rather fight for the rights of a dead suicide bomber, who blew himself up accidentally before following through on killing innocent lives.
Soldiers should not pose with a leg or an arm of an accidental suicide bomber's bits. Its almost terrible if it weren't so funny.
Excuse me for giggling at a suicide bomber's bits and parts in a photo opportunity with our military and the Afghan Military.
It's like 'Jack Ass" but only better.
Its reality!!
Its something that Americans no nothing about.
War is not pretty.
War is not elegant.
An elegant war is what the Red Coats tried to do in the Civil War.
DO Americans forget how we won that war?
We played dirty according to British recounts.
We had democracy to defend.
Is that not our goal still?
Should we not do all we can to defend equality for everyone?
Do not forget!!
We play the British red coats in a war where the enemy is playing dirty.
We will loose if we try to play fair against a team that preys on our fairness.
As long as I am not put to 'the question', than Homeland is more than welcome to my files.
Just make sure the Secret Service doesn't download my private porn collection.
That would piss the Blonde off!!
I am not sure if it was a coincidence or if Homeland keyed in on my IP address.
The minute I posted key words on Twitter, my home alarm started beeping. Not an alarm but an interruption to the signal causing the blip to my security system.
My web browser shut down for a few seconds as well.
I am not worried that they have honed in on my IP address.
Let them check out my history.
I defend our military.
I argue with leftist liberals who rather fight for the rights of a dead suicide bomber, who blew himself up accidentally before following through on killing innocent lives.
Soldiers should not pose with a leg or an arm of an accidental suicide bomber's bits. Its almost terrible if it weren't so funny.
Excuse me for giggling at a suicide bomber's bits and parts in a photo opportunity with our military and the Afghan Military.
It's like 'Jack Ass" but only better.
Its reality!!
Its something that Americans no nothing about.
War is not pretty.
War is not elegant.
An elegant war is what the Red Coats tried to do in the Civil War.
DO Americans forget how we won that war?
We played dirty according to British recounts.
We had democracy to defend.
Is that not our goal still?
Should we not do all we can to defend equality for everyone?
Do not forget!!
We play the British red coats in a war where the enemy is playing dirty.
We will loose if we try to play fair against a team that preys on our fairness.
As long as I am not put to 'the question', than Homeland is more than welcome to my files.
Just make sure the Secret Service doesn't download my private porn collection.
That would piss the Blonde off!!
5.06.2012
Why Online Dating Sucks
This is the profile of the dude who I am stuck with for the Rebel Race.
He is a life coach!
What the hell people?
You pay this sad story to advise you on your life?!!
Dear Friend,
Please allow me to save you some time. Please forgive me in advance if you don't like my criteria for meeting a woman, but I have been going on too many first dates, and I really want a relationship, not a first date with someone that is not a fit for me. And, I want to make sure that I am a fit for you, so I don't waste your time. So here are some key things that we have to have in common before we meet.
1. We have shared enough pictures, especially of our waist lines, that we have certainty around the fact that we both have a flat tummy.
2. We are not on ANY kind of timeline of getting remarried. For me, it is not even conceivable for the next five years.
3. We have shared very recent, 2012 pictures with each other, and there is no doubt what each other looks like, and we want to meet.
4. You are OK with me not drinking. I love you to drink as much as you want, as often as you want, as long as you are responsible.
5. You are OK with me being a CEO, that has a big job, and stays very scheduled during the week, and travels a lot.
6. You live in one of the three cities that I work on a weekly basis: Austin, Dallas or Houston.
7. You are NOT married. Not even a little bit. Smile. And you are not over 47 years old. Sorry, but I am a very young, highly active 54.
8. You work out at least three times a week, and pride yourself on your physical condition
9. You don't have young children at home, and preferably they are gown and out of the home. I am a grandfather.
10. You have told the absolute truth about EVERYTHING on your profile, as have I, because we have INTEGRITY in this process.
I am a great guy who loves to laugh and cut up. I typically send out funny emails to break the ice, and make you laugh. I don't take this site all too seriously, because I think that there is a lot of folks trying to be someone that they are not. Like putting up pictures and representing that these are of you today. I think that we need to be honest. Like, I am not going to notice that you don't look like your picture when we meet. Also, I don't want us to 'sell' each other on who we are over email or text. It is nice to get the first contact or two via these, but it is good to get together and test the chemistry.
At the end of the day, that is what it comes down to. The 'click' factor.... do we click.... is it comfortable. Do we really enjoy being in each other's company. We can artificially make it happen over media, but it is much harder to make this happen in person. So, my predilection is to get together pretty quickly, if we like each others recent pictures. What do you think about all this? Would love to hear your opinions.
Thanks for very much for taking the time to read this.I truly hope I have not offended you.
Stupid, artificial, superficial, arrogant...blah, blah, blah...
He makes me laugh...
But...
The Blonde needs Voltare!
He is a life coach!
What the hell people?
You pay this sad story to advise you on your life?!!
Dear Friend,
Please allow me to save you some time. Please forgive me in advance if you don't like my criteria for meeting a woman, but I have been going on too many first dates, and I really want a relationship, not a first date with someone that is not a fit for me. And, I want to make sure that I am a fit for you, so I don't waste your time. So here are some key things that we have to have in common before we meet.
1. We have shared enough pictures, especially of our waist lines, that we have certainty around the fact that we both have a flat tummy.
2. We are not on ANY kind of timeline of getting remarried. For me, it is not even conceivable for the next five years.
3. We have shared very recent, 2012 pictures with each other, and there is no doubt what each other looks like, and we want to meet.
4. You are OK with me not drinking. I love you to drink as much as you want, as often as you want, as long as you are responsible.
5. You are OK with me being a CEO, that has a big job, and stays very scheduled during the week, and travels a lot.
6. You live in one of the three cities that I work on a weekly basis: Austin, Dallas or Houston.
7. You are NOT married. Not even a little bit. Smile. And you are not over 47 years old. Sorry, but I am a very young, highly active 54.
8. You work out at least three times a week, and pride yourself on your physical condition
9. You don't have young children at home, and preferably they are gown and out of the home. I am a grandfather.
10. You have told the absolute truth about EVERYTHING on your profile, as have I, because we have INTEGRITY in this process.
I am a great guy who loves to laugh and cut up. I typically send out funny emails to break the ice, and make you laugh. I don't take this site all too seriously, because I think that there is a lot of folks trying to be someone that they are not. Like putting up pictures and representing that these are of you today. I think that we need to be honest. Like, I am not going to notice that you don't look like your picture when we meet. Also, I don't want us to 'sell' each other on who we are over email or text. It is nice to get the first contact or two via these, but it is good to get together and test the chemistry.
At the end of the day, that is what it comes down to. The 'click' factor.... do we click.... is it comfortable. Do we really enjoy being in each other's company. We can artificially make it happen over media, but it is much harder to make this happen in person. So, my predilection is to get together pretty quickly, if we like each others recent pictures. What do you think about all this? Would love to hear your opinions.
Thanks for very much for taking the time to read this.I truly hope I have not offended you.
Stupid, artificial, superficial, arrogant...blah, blah, blah...
He makes me laugh...
But...
The Blonde needs Voltare!
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