Bill the Cow

Bill the Cow never found a smile
difficult to make
Even when times were tough
and everyone hard to take

No acts of kindness
could make him fit in
It did not matter
how nice he had been

Because he was different
they refused to be kind
and to his good nature
they remained blind

Bill always understood
why they carried this thought
It was not hatred for him
only the way they were taught

He had no choice
but change their mind
it takes courage
but that's hard to find

Bill never gave up
no matter the pain
through his fight
equality he would gain

Bill the cow would say:

think what you teach
into tiny ears
for they grow up
and carry on those fears

you are my sister
and you my brother
we really arent that different
Please,lets love each other

You don't have to be blonde to be kind!! Peace y'all

I’m Feeling Fat

And I know squeezing into a size two pushing the size four category isn't going to get me much sympathy. It's the fact that I can't drop the five pounds in three days like I used too. I could blame age but I refuse to admit I am maturing physically. Because I know it's not mental. My Mom is a great teacher of staying young at heart. My Dad too...as a matter of fact...

The other night my Dad was telling me to tale Marcus to a movie, or go out, or do something. Couldn't figure out why until we came home a bit too early...dear God!!

We were locked out of the house, had to keep ringing the doorbell and finally my Dad comes to the door in a towel...

"Uh"
"Oh, my Gah...Dad?!!"
"Dad?!!"
"What.. you were supposed to be away!!"
"Eww..Were going away"

In the car:
Laughing hysterically...

"Yeah it's funny to you; you're separated by a generation, this is going to haunt me"
"No, if you want to be haunted, unlock the chest in their closet"
"Oh my God!!"
"Uh, NO!!"
"I am so grossed out, and you, you are tainted for life, you will need some kind of therapy?!! I know I do"

hysterical laughing
more hysterical laughing

" Do you think its safe to go home now?"
"no, give them more time"
"oh my God, gross"

more laughing

"We should be so lucky..that after more than 40 years of marriage..They still get their groove on"
"Shut up"
" O.K...shutting up...hot wings or BBQ?"
"Chinese"
"Good idea, it takes longer"

Blondes shouldn't knock on the door so long!

Blonde Beauty Tip #8

When on a budget and can't afford lip injections but want plumpness for that one special affair..here is your tip.

First ice up your lip until its blue and you can feel nothing..than take a needle and prick your lip a couple of time just underneath the lip where scabbing can't be seen....it will swell and stay for at least two or three days depending on how deep you pricked.

For those who grow weak kneed at the site of blood...I suggest don't look in a mirror. be strong ladies for what is beauty without pain...feel good about yourself that you did not succumb to plastic surgery, you are a beauty warrior who lifts the head high as you head out plumped up and debt free.

If you can wax a bikini line you. you can do this.

Blondes have no boundaries when it comes to beauty!!

Blonde moment 65

I locked myself in the car..yes in the car

do I need to go on..I finally got out but damn it

Blondes dont have it easy!!

Ode to my Alcohol

The ENTIRE drink menu at Z Tejas

The Fish bowl at Hula Hut

The Pear Mojito at P F Changs

The Fruit infused Saki at Kenichi

The Pinot Noir at Jeffrey’s

The Dirty Martini at Cedar Door

The Vodka Gimlet at Four Seasons

I do adore the warm fuzzy

I get from you

Never do I drive

But ever do I stumble

over the greatness of you

Please Don't Drink and Drive this Holiday Season!!

Blondie rule of Prayer

There are so many disclaimers that come with praying.

You’re not supposed to ask for things;

Ask for what is right not what you want;

God works in mysterious ways;

Ask not what you Christ can do for you…

Blah, blah, blah…..

It’s like buying a shiny new Cadillac. I don’t know why I relate God and a caddy; I’m thinking it’s from growing up in the south and seeing all the preachers driving their Cadillac while asking the congregation to give more funds..

Why do you need more funds? Can’t you do God’s work in an Oldsmobile?

Anyhoo,

Here you have this new car with a warranty and the fine print and it’s not until you start seeing all the disclaimers that you think to yourself or at least I do, I should have bought the used Junker with the simple disclaimer:

AS IS

NO WARRANTY

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET

I like simple terms and conditions that let me know if it breaks I’m responsible for fixing it. If I prayed to God to fix my car..I would never be able to get anywhere in life.

Blondes never are stranded on the side of the road long!!

I'm Goin Cowboys!!

...not because I know anything about football. I know enough to act like I know and I have a trick to help me look like I know..whenever I hear a whistle I yell out flag..makes me look like I really know but alas I do not..I mean... I know what a flag is, I just never know why the flag is called.
I have been a Redskin fan all my life. I was born in D.C. and lived in Virginia most of my young life and so there... I'm a Redskin fan but lately I'm thinking I might go Cowboys for one big reason....A GUY....not just any guy but a bonafide gentleman guy who made me laugh when I was crying over getting old...
and while I will always love my Redskins and wish them well they never told me how beautiful I am, make me laugh, or make me feel better about myself when I am feeling down..I doubt the Cowboys will do that for me either but I know this guy will and I rather hang out with him on the Cowboy's side of the stadium than stand alone on the Redskin's side.


damn you Joe Gibbs...can't you do anything?!!

Blondes don't need to know football to be a fan!!

Update: Nov 28. 2007
After the fall of Redskin Taylor...I cannot leave my team at this time plus I really don't like the Cowboys and this guy has since dwindled from my light

Crack Cat

My cat finally came home this morning after having yet another bender.He does this sometimes..slips off the kitty wagon and heads downtown to hang out in the back alleys with his crack cat friends and feline ho's.In the morning he is always at the door-- never says anything, got more dirt on him than a welcome mat in the Louisiana swamps--slinks over the food bowl, eats his food before crashing for the day on the side of the house.

To punish him...I locked him in my room with VH1 playing on the tele...that'll teach em!!


Blondes don't put up with kitty crap!