11.21.2007

Blondie rule of Prayer

There are so many disclaimers that come with praying.


You’re not supposed to ask for things;

Ask for what is right not what you want;

God works in mysterious ways;

Ask not what you Christ can do for you…


Blah, blah, blah…..


It’s like buying a shiny new Cadillac. I don’t know why I relate God and a caddy; I’m thinking it’s from growing up in the south and seeing all the preachers driving their Cadillac while asking the congregation to give more funds..

Why do you need more funds? Can’t you do God’s work in an Oldsmobile?


Anyhoo,

Here you have this new car with a warranty and the fine print and it’s not until you start seeing all the disclaimers that you think to yourself or at least I do, I should have bought the used Junker with the simple disclaimer:


AS IS

NO WARRANTY

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET


I like simple terms and conditions that let me know if it breaks I’m responsible for fixing it. If I prayed to God to fix my car..I would never be able to get anywhere in life.

Blondes never are stranded on the side of the road long!!

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