Crack Cat

My cat finally came home this morning after having yet another bender.He does this sometimes..slips off the kitty wagon and heads downtown to hang out in the back alleys with his crack cat friends and feline ho's.In the morning he is always at the door-- never says anything, got more dirt on him than a welcome mat in the Louisiana swamps--slinks over the food bowl, eats his food before crashing for the day on the side of the house.

To punish him...I locked him in my room with VH1 playing on the tele...that'll teach em!!

Blondes don't put up with kitty crap!

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