7 words you can't say on television
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
and tits
Goodbye, George!!
Blondes love men that make her laugh!!!
6.23.2008
The Only time you will ever see me curse!!
7 words you can't say on television
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
and tits
Goodbye, George!!
Blondes love men that make her laugh!!!
Mirror, mirror on the Wall
whose the richest and foulest of all?
Why the New Yorker of course!!
New York men!!
Can we say, desperate!!
They try to dangle non-existent trips and upstate weekends all in an attempt to get you in bed with them. Funny thing is they need to prey on younger, far more stupider girls with low self esteem and a propensity to sell themselves short, to achieve their goal.
Unlike this Blonde!!
Take the 'Troll'. Listed only in the society papers of the NYT for being married to a certain lawyer, whose family helped out a certain President, during a certain scandal.
The poor gent was ridiculed by the writers, for being unattractive. I felt bad and decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Incredible charm can actually make a guy look better.
Let's just say, NYT gossip blog called it correctly.
Euro-Trash is Euro-Trash no matter how pretty the WASP wife is!
and a Troll is a Troll, no matter how much money he has!
Unfortunately for the little beast, I did not come from poor and so I am hardly impressed with a man that lacks common decency and has a vulgar mouth that is attached to a head that looks like Fred Flintstone with blackheads.
I do not like being mean on my blog. I prefer funny but when pudgy fingered fools email that they would like you to sit on a certain part of their anatomy...I feel compelled to be a biatch!!
I am a southern woman, I expect a man to hold his tongue until such time as I deem necessary for a really great orgasm.
I also think, a man that is less than attractive needs a lot more going for him than the average Joe and if you lack charm; Money talks to the girls in Dallas...check them out. They will dig past the look, drink enough wine to blur your mug, and do you for the bottom basement price of a trip to Cannes.
I think phone sex is stupid.
I think email sex is idiotic.
And I think any man that speaks dirty to you without even knowing you is despicable and punishable by social death!!
Blondes don't find anything funny at the moment!!
Why the New Yorker of course!!
New York men!!
Can we say, desperate!!
They try to dangle non-existent trips and upstate weekends all in an attempt to get you in bed with them. Funny thing is they need to prey on younger, far more stupider girls with low self esteem and a propensity to sell themselves short, to achieve their goal.
Unlike this Blonde!!
Take the 'Troll'. Listed only in the society papers of the NYT for being married to a certain lawyer, whose family helped out a certain President, during a certain scandal.
The poor gent was ridiculed by the writers, for being unattractive. I felt bad and decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Incredible charm can actually make a guy look better.
Let's just say, NYT gossip blog called it correctly.
Euro-Trash is Euro-Trash no matter how pretty the WASP wife is!
and a Troll is a Troll, no matter how much money he has!
Unfortunately for the little beast, I did not come from poor and so I am hardly impressed with a man that lacks common decency and has a vulgar mouth that is attached to a head that looks like Fred Flintstone with blackheads.
I do not like being mean on my blog. I prefer funny but when pudgy fingered fools email that they would like you to sit on a certain part of their anatomy...I feel compelled to be a biatch!!
I am a southern woman, I expect a man to hold his tongue until such time as I deem necessary for a really great orgasm.
I also think, a man that is less than attractive needs a lot more going for him than the average Joe and if you lack charm; Money talks to the girls in Dallas...check them out. They will dig past the look, drink enough wine to blur your mug, and do you for the bottom basement price of a trip to Cannes.
I think phone sex is stupid.
I think email sex is idiotic.
And I think any man that speaks dirty to you without even knowing you is despicable and punishable by social death!!
Blondes don't find anything funny at the moment!!
6.19.2008
Too many Boys on the Brain
...so this Betty is plucking tickets from Southwest like no ones biz. For $160 round trip (14 days adv) I can scoop up some surf with my board on a few weekends in July and August. I can stay in some dive motel in Seal Beach and just chill...
Alone!!
My soul needs a little R&R, away from the dating rituals and I have been chomping at the bit to get out of town anyway.
...and since I still can't get the purchasing department to acquisition a hippity hop!! I need another fun form of entertaining my buttocks back to booty.
Blondes can buy themselves!!
Moving on...
It just takes one look. One really cute guy to check out your profile and all is well.
I must say the ex-boyfriends are coming out of the wood work lately. I guess they are lonely and looking for some companionship or they are looking for something, something and they need to keep looking further.
If I broke up with you, there is a reason and I just don't think booty calls are very flattering. In fact, they are bit insulting. I don't get the concept.
Its the 'I don't want you but you can do me.'
Gross!!
Doesn't anyone have better regard for themselves anymore. Booty calls, f--k buddies.
Gross!
Gross!
Gross!
Just thinking about it makes me want to shower.
I am holding out for the big L.
Ex's should stay Ex's and remain in the past. No one changes their spots. We are who we are and its the right combination of two people that makes something work or not work.
I am too good a person and I definitely have way too much self respect for myself to have meaningless sex.
So thank you Ex's for your generous offers but I think home girl is just going to sit poolside until something genuine comes around.
Blondes get high on themselves!!
I must say the ex-boyfriends are coming out of the wood work lately. I guess they are lonely and looking for some companionship or they are looking for something, something and they need to keep looking further.
If I broke up with you, there is a reason and I just don't think booty calls are very flattering. In fact, they are bit insulting. I don't get the concept.
Its the 'I don't want you but you can do me.'
Gross!!
Doesn't anyone have better regard for themselves anymore. Booty calls, f--k buddies.
Gross!
Gross!
Gross!
Just thinking about it makes me want to shower.
I am holding out for the big L.
Ex's should stay Ex's and remain in the past. No one changes their spots. We are who we are and its the right combination of two people that makes something work or not work.
I am too good a person and I definitely have way too much self respect for myself to have meaningless sex.
So thank you Ex's for your generous offers but I think home girl is just going to sit poolside until something genuine comes around.
Blondes get high on themselves!!
6.18.2008
Ouch!!
I think I just felt a jealousy pang!!
Or is it that little feeling in the back of your throat when you know your headed to the front of the friends list.
Boy karma knows how to show up at my house and slam me against the wall.
Shocker!!
I was just questioning how my blog might effect new relationships if the gent decides to continue reading my muse...
Bam!!
An email thwacked in my throat!!
Ouch!!
I don't want to know!!
Don't be honest with me!!
Lie!
Lie!
Lie!
If a girl tells you she can handle it if your seeing other people.
SHES LYING!!
We know it, we just don't want to KNOW it!!
Cover your ears and apparently eyes...
LA
LA
LA
LA
LA
Blondes like to think they are the only ones!!
Or is it that little feeling in the back of your throat when you know your headed to the front of the friends list.
Boy karma knows how to show up at my house and slam me against the wall.
Shocker!!
I was just questioning how my blog might effect new relationships if the gent decides to continue reading my muse...
Bam!!
An email thwacked in my throat!!
Ouch!!
I don't want to know!!
Don't be honest with me!!
Lie!
Lie!
Lie!
If a girl tells you she can handle it if your seeing other people.
SHES LYING!!
We know it, we just don't want to KNOW it!!
Cover your ears and apparently eyes...
LA
LA
LA
LA
LA
Blondes like to think they are the only ones!!
No Plan B
I am old school when it comes to certain aspects of dating someone new. For instance, if I called or emailed last, I wait for them to pick up the phone or email next time. This way you save face if someone doesn't dig you, Also, I am a bit timid up front with feelings, don't want to get hurt and all. Who does? So I am not one to coax a guy into liking me. Unfortunately, there are some really great shy guys that the other girls get because they put it out there up front. I always wait to give it all when I am secure in knowing the other dolls have been taken off the shelf.
I am not very good at knowing the rules beyond the ones I make up.
Its a Blonde thing!!
Dumb Blonde!!
Anyhoo...
This blog can actually be a hindrance to my love life. I try not to jinx myself writing about new dudes just in case they are paying attention but its an integral (don't be tripin' on the big word) part of my blog. I will brag about them a bit but for the most part I try not to give up the play by play.
I said I try!!
My brilliant plan to persuade guys to find me through this blog on Match can actually be one of the biggest Blonde moments yet.
Don't get me wrong, I think the plan worked fabulously considering the Day 9 count:
1010 views
50 emails
47 winks
and two or three (you never know if the phone call the night before is going to be the last call and I don't like counting handbags until their in my room) really great guys that were sincere enough to actually read instead of just checking out a photo.
And they are all little hotties!!
Of course,You can see where someone who never met me might not think the bird shiat story is very flattering. Or a dude may not think its cool to read about other dudes, or the over use of dudes in this blog.
It might be a deal breaker.
Unfortunately, I can't be a writer for the tele and film industry if this blog gets edited to deal with love. So I might actually fall flat on my face and have only my readers to keep me company so I wanted to thank you guys for being here with me. Reading me, leaving comments and emails.
Life isn't as fun a roller coaster without someone sitting in the front seat with ya!!
Blondes may not always get the love that they want but they can always find the love that they need!!
Peace y'all!!!
I am not very good at knowing the rules beyond the ones I make up.
Its a Blonde thing!!
Dumb Blonde!!
Anyhoo...
This blog can actually be a hindrance to my love life. I try not to jinx myself writing about new dudes just in case they are paying attention but its an integral (don't be tripin' on the big word) part of my blog. I will brag about them a bit but for the most part I try not to give up the play by play.
I said I try!!
My brilliant plan to persuade guys to find me through this blog on Match can actually be one of the biggest Blonde moments yet.
Don't get me wrong, I think the plan worked fabulously considering the Day 9 count:
1010 views
50 emails
47 winks
and two or three (you never know if the phone call the night before is going to be the last call and I don't like counting handbags until their in my room) really great guys that were sincere enough to actually read instead of just checking out a photo.
And they are all little hotties!!
Of course,You can see where someone who never met me might not think the bird shiat story is very flattering. Or a dude may not think its cool to read about other dudes, or the over use of dudes in this blog.
It might be a deal breaker.
Unfortunately, I can't be a writer for the tele and film industry if this blog gets edited to deal with love. So I might actually fall flat on my face and have only my readers to keep me company so I wanted to thank you guys for being here with me. Reading me, leaving comments and emails.
Life isn't as fun a roller coaster without someone sitting in the front seat with ya!!
Blondes may not always get the love that they want but they can always find the love that they need!!
Peace y'all!!!
6.17.2008
Blonde Joke
So the Blonde is sitting in gynecologist's office.
Gyno comes, looks at chart,
"Your pregnant!!"
Blonde says
"Its not mine!!"
Its bad and Im bored.
Someone save the Blonde!!
Gyno comes, looks at chart,
"Your pregnant!!"
Blonde says
"Its not mine!!"
Its bad and Im bored.
Someone save the Blonde!!
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