or at least my writing is for the moment.
Seeing as I am hanging with a a hayseed cowboy in the music industry, its only natural to be inspired to write a country song. I don't know a lick about music but I assume its just poetry set to sound.
Anyhoo...
My country song....y'all!!!
Women don't play fair
I guess you thought I’d be easy
Thats why you came over to the bar
You asked me for a drink
Making sure he wasn’t that far
Kept the conversation going
To be sure he wouldn’t miss
You leaning into me
And giving me one hell of a kiss
damn that pretty face, long legs
and shiny hair
men don’t stand a chance
cause women just don’t play fair
I knew you were trouble
I should have been on my way
you weren’t thinking of me
When you begged me to stay
You were looking for a fight
And you put me in the middle
You got your boys attention
and played us both like a fiddle
Damn that pretty face, long legs
and shiny hair
men don’t stand a chance
cause women
just don’t play fair
Blondes are a little bit country but we still rock!!
5.17.2008
5.14.2008
In a Double Blonde Test
I mean double blind....what the hell is a double blind test?
Who goes to the Obesity Institute and what kind of degree can you obtain?
Seriously, are fat people stupid?
Because these con artists have ample funds for advertising which I am subjected to in the morning when listening to CMT so by a few degrees of separation...fat people have gotten on my nerves.
Diet and exercise are the only things known to man to lose weight unless you have stretched your stomach out to the size of a Buick and need stapling to manage your elephant like hunger.
I would love to scarf down a Big Mac and super size me fries with a diet coke, but I don't because I love the way I look more than I love Micky Ds...
and if my hands weren't busy holding my flamed broiled whopper...I would tell you what I really think!!
I have to go now and climb a beanstalk for my cardio workout.
Blondes don't buy magic beans!!
Who goes to the Obesity Institute and what kind of degree can you obtain?
Seriously, are fat people stupid?
Because these con artists have ample funds for advertising which I am subjected to in the morning when listening to CMT so by a few degrees of separation...fat people have gotten on my nerves.
Diet and exercise are the only things known to man to lose weight unless you have stretched your stomach out to the size of a Buick and need stapling to manage your elephant like hunger.
I would love to scarf down a Big Mac and super size me fries with a diet coke, but I don't because I love the way I look more than I love Micky Ds...
and if my hands weren't busy holding my flamed broiled whopper...I would tell you what I really think!!
I have to go now and climb a beanstalk for my cardio workout.
Blondes don't buy magic beans!!
5.13.2008
The mouse can run up the clock...
I am too lazy and not enough crazy to go after my watch. I am just not that motivated to be vindictive. It would be nice to shell out the karma myself one day but its just not who I am. It seriously takes too much effort to be mean spirited. I have seen girls plot and scheme with the vengeance of a corporate take over. If I had that ability, I would be taking over corporations like Gordon Gecko...not wasting time on an insignificant other. Besides, my watch is tainted now anyway.
So how does a blond rectify the situation you ask?
Well just like replacing a man...
She goes shopping for a new one!!
Overstock.com has my stainless steal Tag for half the retail.
Blondes like throwing money at the problem!!
So how does a blond rectify the situation you ask?
Well just like replacing a man...
She goes shopping for a new one!!
Overstock.com has my stainless steal Tag for half the retail.
Blondes like throwing money at the problem!!
5.12.2008
Cut Me Up and place me in a Paper bag
After numerous attempts this morning to resize my sationary, I have found I possess the distinct inability to cut paper straight.
I downloaded a bunch of emails that I have formed into a one act play. I want a certain size paper to bind in little leather portfolio covers to send to play houses in New York and Conneticut. It is this project that has me stumbling across the fact that Southpaws can't cut paper well.
Thank god this is the digital age and anything can be acheived with only a few pecks, taps, and clicks on a keyboard...which I happen do brilliantly.
Which brings me to the point of crooked lines. I know if I fail at one thing, I will always succeed at another and it is with this knowledge that I will continue to press forward in my writing career. At the moment the sky is the limit because I am still dreaming of my bi-coastal living status once I become famous.
For now, I am just going to order the proper sized stationary and focus only on things I know I am good at. I hear paper cutters have been replaced with machines anyway!!
Blondes need to keep their eyes on the prize!!
I downloaded a bunch of emails that I have formed into a one act play. I want a certain size paper to bind in little leather portfolio covers to send to play houses in New York and Conneticut. It is this project that has me stumbling across the fact that Southpaws can't cut paper well.
Thank god this is the digital age and anything can be acheived with only a few pecks, taps, and clicks on a keyboard...which I happen do brilliantly.
Which brings me to the point of crooked lines. I know if I fail at one thing, I will always succeed at another and it is with this knowledge that I will continue to press forward in my writing career. At the moment the sky is the limit because I am still dreaming of my bi-coastal living status once I become famous.
For now, I am just going to order the proper sized stationary and focus only on things I know I am good at. I hear paper cutters have been replaced with machines anyway!!
Blondes need to keep their eyes on the prize!!
Tick, Tock...Tick, Tock
I want my watch back!!
My 'cheap fake Tag' (as he described) from China which I will come to realize might have already been tossed in the trash but still, I feel like I must try to retrieve it. Since the timepiece holds great memories and has sentimental value of which I hold far more regard to than that of street value.
Usually I wouldn't resort to such behavior as sending letters to his friends and family asking them to ask him to return the watch. His vulgarity and basic need to project his insecurity and self hatred onto me seems to have crossed a line that I feel gives me license to resort to a slight intrusion into the lives of others.
Why should I be the better person? I am always the better person. Maybe I just want to set an example or maybe I really just want my watch back?
Does it really matter the reason?
At the moment, I gave him a personal invitation to return the watch by Friday. If it isn't back by then, I will know his intentions. I am going to send out a lovely note card on linen paper imploring the gentle souls around him to retrieve my 'cheap tag' wrist watch.
If I don't get it back, I can at least revel in the fact I was a bit scandalous; which would be a first for me and I can't think of a single, more appropriate individual to bestow this privelage to. Can you?
The Blonde think its time to fight back!!!
My 'cheap fake Tag' (as he described) from China which I will come to realize might have already been tossed in the trash but still, I feel like I must try to retrieve it. Since the timepiece holds great memories and has sentimental value of which I hold far more regard to than that of street value.
Usually I wouldn't resort to such behavior as sending letters to his friends and family asking them to ask him to return the watch. His vulgarity and basic need to project his insecurity and self hatred onto me seems to have crossed a line that I feel gives me license to resort to a slight intrusion into the lives of others.
Why should I be the better person? I am always the better person. Maybe I just want to set an example or maybe I really just want my watch back?
Does it really matter the reason?
At the moment, I gave him a personal invitation to return the watch by Friday. If it isn't back by then, I will know his intentions. I am going to send out a lovely note card on linen paper imploring the gentle souls around him to retrieve my 'cheap tag' wrist watch.
If I don't get it back, I can at least revel in the fact I was a bit scandalous; which would be a first for me and I can't think of a single, more appropriate individual to bestow this privelage to. Can you?
The Blonde think its time to fight back!!!
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