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Loving Couple Seeks Third For Triad - mw4w - 27

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We are committed to each other, and have been in a long term relationship for 6 years. We are interested in starting a polyfidelitous triad with the right person.

We have never tried this before, so we would like to take it easy and find someone who is looking for a long term commitment, and is willing to move slow and help us with communication issues.

We don't really expect to find anyone here, but posting for the heck of it. Let us know if you are interested, and we'll send you some pics of ourselves.





I can make up stuff too!!!



My threesome has a new name...its...poly blah blah blah
My threesome has another name its t-r-i-a-d-blah

Oh I wish I had it every day
cuz if you ask me
why I will say

your an idiot!!!!



Blondes think three is one too many!!

Don't Waste Food

"Via, What are you doing?"

"What..I don't like the bottom part of it"

"Stop wasting food"

"I am not!"

"Only take what you can eat"

"Mother, I am..I just don't like the bottom part on that and that was too sicky sweet to finish"

"Stop wasting food when there are people who are starving in this world"

"Mother, me not finishing an inch worth of cake is not going to effect the starving unless..."

"What?"

"I know!! Lets take the two bites of food out of the disposal and mail it to the starving. Do you have an address?!"

"Not funny"

"not as funny as your statement but I try"

Starving people are never funny but thinking somehow not finishing the food on your plate will help is ridiculous!!!


Blondes would get fat if they ate on behalf of the whole world!!

Love is in the Hair

conversations from my mate in D-town:



how was your date to the theatre?


The theatre was not half as fun as being with you or probably anything you did


Did you get anything for your trouble?


if i told you you wouldn't believe it lol. did you?


tell me, tell me...I will believe you


ok she lays her head on my shoulder on the couch for like ever, then she rolls me off of her, ok sits me up and starts the blow job special. but i notice she has gum, oh well she knows what she is doing. She does a pretty good job then after I cum and she gets up gum is ( i know this sounds impossible) but stuck to my balls like under neath and also stuck to her hair. She cant get up, pulls and pulls OUCH and finally gets lose and then has to cut gum out of her hair!
Unbelievable


are you going to call her again?


Well to be honest, I think it deserves a sympathy call don't you? I mean she has to just be mortified and I would like to give her a chance to make a cum back.


Was she a blonde?

Yes!


Blondes love happy endings!!!

Roses are Red

and how many of you thought to send me any?

HHhhmmmmmm...


Which brings me to the finer points of dating and the lack of effort men are putting into it these days and I blame the feminists.

If you didn't even bother to send me flowers on Valentine's Day just consider yourself dismissed from this whole affair.

and for the one thoughtful enough to send me flowers.....

You are worth every penny you spend on me!!!




Blondes like boys who buy flowers!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

A bouquet from me to you...edible panties not included

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Special Valentine's Blog

I bought edible panties for my date tonight but I wore them to work expecting to have a nooner but they melted and now I am stuck to my seat


and by the way....where are my flowers?!!!




Don't give the Blonde sugar!!!

Valentine's Counter

I think Valentine's reminds me more of my age than my birthday.

In my early twenties I usually received 5 to 6 sets of roses from my beaus

In my late twenties it seems the number dwindled to about 3 or 4 sets

In my early thirties it became sporadic..sometimes two sets, sometimes none

and Now that I am mid somewhere of I am not telling you..

I get one set but somewhat consistent...


I think I am growing up and settling into the fact that one set of roses from the same guy for a long time is better than my ego being stroked by 6 sets of flowers that end up dying anyway and your left alone to drink margaritas out of the cheap vases that are left behind!!


Blondes know its not the flowers that count but who gives them to you!!!

God will Forgive Me

Don't laugh at the Pastor even if he is on drugs and comes into the wrong office.



You shouldn't have laughed in his face

I didn't mean to....It was divine intervention that made me do it

Your going straight to hell.

By way of leer jet my friend!!

That's not funny!

Yes it is.

No its not!

Its funny to me.



The Blonde only cares about herself!!!