and how many of you thought to send me any?
Which brings me to the finer points of dating and the lack of effort men are putting into it these days and I blame the feminists.
If you didn't even bother to send me flowers on Valentine's Day just consider yourself dismissed from this whole affair.
and for the one thoughtful enough to send me flowers.....
You are worth every penny you spend on me!!!
Blondes like boys who buy flowers!!!