Don't Waste Food

"Via, What are you doing?"

"What..I don't like the bottom part of it"

"Stop wasting food"

"I am not!"

"Only take what you can eat"

"Mother, I am..I just don't like the bottom part on that and that was too sicky sweet to finish"

"Stop wasting food when there are people who are starving in this world"

"Mother, me not finishing an inch worth of cake is not going to effect the starving unless..."

"What?"

"I know!! Lets take the two bites of food out of the disposal and mail it to the starving. Do you have an address?!"

"Not funny"

"not as funny as your statement but I try"

Starving people are never funny but thinking somehow not finishing the food on your plate will help is ridiculous!!!


Blondes would get fat if they ate on behalf of the whole world!!

Love is in the Hair

conversations from my mate in D-town:



how was your date to the theatre?


The theatre was not half as fun as being with you or probably anything you did


Did you get anything for your trouble?


if i told you you wouldn't believe it lol. did you?


tell me, tell me...I will believe you


ok she lays her head on my shoulder on the couch for like ever, then she rolls me off of her, ok sits me up and starts the blow job special. but i notice she has gum, oh well she knows what she is doing. She does a pretty good job then after I cum and she gets up gum is ( i know this sounds impossible) but stuck to my balls like under neath and also stuck to her hair. She cant get up, pulls and pulls OUCH and finally gets lose and then has to cut gum out of her hair!
Unbelievable


are you going to call her again?


Well to be honest, I think it deserves a sympathy call don't you? I mean she has to just be mortified and I would like to give her a chance to make a cum back.


Was she a blonde?

Yes!


Blondes love happy endings!!!

Roses are Red

and how many of you thought to send me any?

HHhhmmmmmm...


Which brings me to the finer points of dating and the lack of effort men are putting into it these days and I blame the feminists.

If you didn't even bother to send me flowers on Valentine's Day just consider yourself dismissed from this whole affair.

and for the one thoughtful enough to send me flowers.....

You are worth every penny you spend on me!!!




Blondes like boys who buy flowers!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

A bouquet from me to you...edible panties not included

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Special Valentine's Blog

I bought edible panties for my date tonight but I wore them to work expecting to have a nooner but they melted and now I am stuck to my seat


and by the way....where are my flowers?!!!




Don't give the Blonde sugar!!!