In keeping with last week's theme of fetishes. I thought I would share Crack Cat's fetish with you...
Crack Cat has this obsession with my hair. On the rare occasion he decides to stay in, usually when its very, very cold outside and all his crack cat peeps are in shelters, he sleeps in my room.
He waits until I fall asleep and than he slowly crawls up to my neck and stretches out his arms to grab a big chunk of my hair. Then he starts sniffing my hair. Not too long after that he is purring quietly, eyes half massed, and his tongue dangling out.
I wouldn't mind so much that he loves my hair but in his excitement he starts slobbering in my hair, he starts doing this kneeding action with his paws causing his little crack claws to dig into my head.
"Ouch..Crack Cat!"
he stops
I fall asleep
I wake up
"Ouch...knock it off..Crack Cat!!"
I adjust the pillow
dangle a little of my hair for him
I fall asleep
I wake up
he is sucking the ends of my hair..loudly
purring
sucking
kneeding
"CRACK CAT!!!"
startled, he jumps off the bed
I fall asleep
I wake up
Crack Cat nestled himself into my back and fell asleep
I fall asleep
we are finally asleep...
Blondes can't sacrifice their beauty sleep for a fetish!
1.14.2008
1.11.2008
I am not Worthy
I am a bad, bad submissive.
Actually, I am not at all, but I played one last week on the internet. I thought I actually did very well considering I know nothing about the SMDM orDMSM..or whatever the acronym is for that particular lifestyle.
Personally I don't get how you hurt someone with a paper clip..unless you unfold it and poke them to the point of annoyance and they slap the crap out of you.
What does it matter how many tools you can come up with to hurt nipples. It isn't that hard, I did it by accident in a blonde rationalization that you will remove more dead skin off your body using a scrubbie instead of a loofah..
Nipples are very, very sensitive...
anyhoo...
I have a new social experiment blog:
Actually, I am not at all, but I played one last week on the internet. I thought I actually did very well considering I know nothing about the SMDM orDMSM..or whatever the acronym is for that particular lifestyle.
Personally I don't get how you hurt someone with a paper clip..unless you unfold it and poke them to the point of annoyance and they slap the crap out of you.
What does it matter how many tools you can come up with to hurt nipples. It isn't that hard, I did it by accident in a blonde rationalization that you will remove more dead skin off your body using a scrubbie instead of a loofah..
Nipples are very, very sensitive...
anyhoo...
I have a new social experiment blog:
Creeps, Freaks and Conversations:
The sex life of Craigslist
http://craigslistcreeps.blogspot.com
The sex life of Craigslist
http://craigslistcreeps.blogspot.com
I just find these people absolutely fascinating..never in my blonde bubble could I ever think this dirty!
Blondes never judge but we do wonder "What the heck are some people thinking?"!!
Blondes never judge but we do wonder "What the heck are some people thinking?"!!
1.10.2008
Murderous Mum
My Mother tried to kill me last night...
I was nice enough to go over there to help them take out the Christmas tree even though I have told them a thousand times, "I am severely allergic to dead and drying out trees."
My face and eyes burns and I cannot breathe...
..but I go..I help
I vacuum...I can't breathe
Mother burns 40 year old perfume to hide smell of tree
I have a reaction to the perfume
I really can't breathe and Im feeling sick
Mother finds and makes me organic tea
I had a reaction to the tea
The organic tea had no label..she did not know what kind it was.
I am on the floor at this time still not breathing..
My Father, "What did you give her?"
Mother, "Tea!"
Father, "Show me the tea!"
Mother, "I can't find it"
Me gasping, " She hid it so the cops won't find it. She... is trying to kill me"
Father,"Find the bag"
Me still gasping, "It so k Dad..they can do an autopsy find the poison in my system...
...When I'm DEAD!"
Why is my Mother laughing...she IS trying to kill me?
I finally drag myself to the little room and lie down and rest..I am feeling better
Mother comes in, "How are you feeling?
"I will be fine Mother", barely breathing again.
Mother, "Can I make you some tea?"
Blondes need to watch blonde Mothers carefully!!
I was nice enough to go over there to help them take out the Christmas tree even though I have told them a thousand times, "I am severely allergic to dead and drying out trees."
My face and eyes burns and I cannot breathe...
..but I go..I help
I vacuum...I can't breathe
Mother burns 40 year old perfume to hide smell of tree
I have a reaction to the perfume
I really can't breathe and Im feeling sick
Mother finds and makes me organic tea
I had a reaction to the tea
The organic tea had no label..she did not know what kind it was.
I am on the floor at this time still not breathing..
My Father, "What did you give her?"
Mother, "Tea!"
Father, "Show me the tea!"
Mother, "I can't find it"
Me gasping, " She hid it so the cops won't find it. She... is trying to kill me"
Father,"Find the bag"
Me still gasping, "It so k Dad..they can do an autopsy find the poison in my system...
...When I'm DEAD!"
Why is my Mother laughing...she IS trying to kill me?
I finally drag myself to the little room and lie down and rest..I am feeling better
Mother comes in, "How are you feeling?
"I will be fine Mother", barely breathing again.
Mother, "Can I make you some tea?"
Blondes need to watch blonde Mothers carefully!!
1.09.2008
Freak of the the Entire Craigslist Universe
ANR/ABR...Weekdays/Days...Discrete...
Reply to: pers-533387285@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-09, 9:34AM CST
Seeking a ANR/ABR with a local DFW area Woman...
Attached/Single and wanting a Relationship...
Maybe wanting to Induce Lactation and needing a partner...
Pre/Post Delivery and breastfeeding, and needing a Suckler for Pleasure...
I'm Available weekdays/days to chat/meet/suckle...
Open to Age, Race, Marital Status, Breast Size.
Must be D/D Free as I am.
I'm Very Orally Tallented...
Love to Please/Pleasure a Woman Alot!
Lets Chat and see what happens...
1.08.2008
Does Snot have Calories
no...seriously..does it?... and don't get grossed out..I can't imagine snot being worse than come, or is it cum? They kind of remind me of the same thing and I don't like swallowing either one.
I know its bad...but you have to think if you live in a high allergy city like Austin, some drip is inevitable, sort of like that of a blow job..inevitably something is gonna end up going down your throat. ....Ick....
I know studies have come up with a caloric count in a teaspoon of men's ejaculation...by the way it is 7 calories. Who needs to know this stuff?!!
Who is studying this stuff?
and more importantly...
am I gonna get fat from having allergies?!
Its a legitimate question for a blonde!!
I know its bad...but you have to think if you live in a high allergy city like Austin, some drip is inevitable, sort of like that of a blow job..inevitably something is gonna end up going down your throat. ....Ick....
I know studies have come up with a caloric count in a teaspoon of men's ejaculation...by the way it is 7 calories. Who needs to know this stuff?!!
Who is studying this stuff?
and more importantly...
am I gonna get fat from having allergies?!
Its a legitimate question for a blonde!!
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