11.30.2007
Bill the Cow
difficult to make
Even when times were tough
and everyone hard to take
No acts of kindness
could make him fit in
It did not matter
how nice he had been
Because he was different
they refused to be kind
and to his good nature
they remained blind
Bill always understood
why they carried this thought
It was not hatred for him
only the way they were taught
He had no choice
but change their mind
it takes courage
but that's hard to find
Bill never gave up
no matter the pain
through his fight
equality he would gain
Bill the cow would say:
think what you teach
into tiny ears
for they grow up
and carry on those fears
you are my sister
and you my brother
we really arent that different
Please,lets love each other
You don't have to be blonde to be kind!! Peace y'all
I’m Feeling Fat
The other night my Dad was telling me to tale Marcus to a movie, or go out, or do something. Couldn't figure out why until we came home a bit too early...dear God!!
We were locked out of the house, had to keep ringing the doorbell and finally my Dad comes to the door in a towel...
"Uh"
"Oh, my Gah...Dad?!!"
"Dad?!!"
"What.. you were supposed to be away!!"
"Eww..Were going away"
In the car:
Laughing hysterically...
"Yeah it's funny to you; you're separated by a generation, this is going to haunt me"
"No, if you want to be haunted, unlock the chest in their closet"
"Oh my God!!"
"Uh, NO!!"
"I am so grossed out, and you, you are tainted for life, you will need some kind of therapy?!! I know I do"
hysterical laughing
more hysterical laughing
" Do you think its safe to go home now?"
"no, give them more time"
"oh my God, gross"
more laughing
"We should be so lucky..that after more than 40 years of marriage..They still get their groove on"
"Shut up"
" O.K...shutting up...hot wings or BBQ?"
"Chinese"
"Good idea, it takes longer"
Blondes shouldn't knock on the door so long!
11.24.2007
Blonde Beauty Tip #8
First ice up your lip until its blue and you can feel nothing..than take a needle and prick your lip a couple of time just underneath the lip where scabbing can't be seen....it will swell and stay for at least two or three days depending on how deep you pricked.
For those who grow weak kneed at the site of blood...I suggest don't look in a mirror. be strong ladies for what is beauty without pain...feel good about yourself that you did not succumb to plastic surgery, you are a beauty warrior who lifts the head high as you head out plumped up and debt free.
If you can wax a bikini line you. you can do this.
Blondes have no boundaries when it comes to beauty!!
11.23.2007
Blonde moment 65
do I need to go on..I finally got out but damn it
Blondes dont have it easy!!
11.21.2007
Ode to my Alcohol
The Fish bowl at Hula Hut
The Pear Mojito at P F Changs
The Fruit infused Saki at Kenichi
The Pinot Noir at Jeffrey’s
The Dirty Martini at Cedar Door
The Vodka Gimlet at Four Seasons
I do adore the warm fuzzy
I get from you
But ever do I stumble
over the greatness of you
Please Don't Drink and Drive this Holiday Season!!