I have to briefly interrupt my adventures of Canada for a 'Mother' news flash.
I am not a Doctor although my Mother thinks I am. She was bit by something while outside feeding her fish. The bite grew from a spider to a bat mawling her undetected and all she needed to come up with this scenario is her very inventive mind, a television special on bats, and a hair ball one of the cats tossed up on the driveway.
Only my Mother can take a mosquito bite and turn it into an attack of a very quick and stealth bat that can fly into her hair, bite her head, and get out like a bee.
Her little bite now has claw marks and teeth marks and the poison is spreading throughout her body.
She has a stiff neck, pain in her arm, and she thinks the hairball has remnants of chewed up bat wings, a small head, and an undigested claw.
If she is not dead by morning we are sending her to the hospital for diagnosis...
for the bite
and then...
for her mental health.
If we let this bat bite progress to more theory, my cats will end up in kitty jail while my Mother gets rabies shots for the next 3 months.
This reminds me of the time she thought a broken coke bottle and wire sticking out of cement was an attempt by terrorists to blow up our neighborhood entrance.
Don't ask
The Blonde is holding onto her sanity!
7.27.2009
Blonde Moment 791
Even in Canada I have simple little blonde moments. I was staying with my friend in his fab Toronoto loft and saw this sculpture on his fireplace. I thought it was a brilliant art piece. Of course I wanted to go up and touch it. Why I want to touch art, I have no idea but it drives the pinkertons in museums crazy.
Anyhoo,
I touched it
I screamed
It was rubbery and for a blonde moment
I thought it was real
live
but dead
or stuffed
or something.
It was a child's rubber play toy!
7.25.2009
Kanoodling Around Canada
I am romping around Canada and gathering some adventurous tales for yee all.
The Blonde is jazzed!
7.22.2009
The Tale of Despereaux
I have wanted to watch this movie for some time.
A swashbuckling mouse that fears nothing. A tiny mouse that thinks he is no less than a giant.
Alas, I was disappointed and enlightened at the same time.
I thought it would be like Shrek but more romantic, more Musketeer, more King Arthur, but it is not.
It isn't about romance at all!
It isn't about swords and swashbuckling.
It is about loss.
It is about blame.
It is about anger.
But...
Above all else, it is about redemption, and forgiveness, and finding a renewed sense of love, and all that is good.
I love fairy tales, fables, and children stories.
In such a world of complex times, these stories teach us the fundamentals of what the world should aspire to be. It reminds us of how we were, before adulthood grasped us by the throat and told us how life is.
Life is what ever you want it to be. It is what ever you dream of. It is about hope and faith and love.
Today, someone jumped to their death from their balcony at the 360 Condos and I wonder?
Had they had a sense of what was worth valuing in life, would they have jumped?
Had they watched Despereaux or King Arthur, that might they had a glimpse of what was truly worth living for?
Did they only think their life was valued by a credit score?
Did they think that no one would love them if they had nothing?
Obama wants change but the Republicans can't afford to allow the democrats to look good, so they thwart his efforts.
Meanwhile, we have creditors that call 9 times a day. I should know because that is how many calls I received and I was only 1 month behind in my payment for a credit card that had only $2k on it.
You can not get blood from a stone, but you can get blood from someone who jumped off their balcony because they were pushed over the edge by creditors.
Had they watched Despereaux or King Arthur, they would not have offered their life for such an unworthy reason.
The Blonde bows only to a noble cause!
A swashbuckling mouse that fears nothing. A tiny mouse that thinks he is no less than a giant.
Alas, I was disappointed and enlightened at the same time.
I thought it would be like Shrek but more romantic, more Musketeer, more King Arthur, but it is not.
It isn't about romance at all!
It isn't about swords and swashbuckling.
It is about loss.
It is about blame.
It is about anger.
But...
Above all else, it is about redemption, and forgiveness, and finding a renewed sense of love, and all that is good.
I love fairy tales, fables, and children stories.
In such a world of complex times, these stories teach us the fundamentals of what the world should aspire to be. It reminds us of how we were, before adulthood grasped us by the throat and told us how life is.
Life is what ever you want it to be. It is what ever you dream of. It is about hope and faith and love.
Today, someone jumped to their death from their balcony at the 360 Condos and I wonder?
Had they had a sense of what was worth valuing in life, would they have jumped?
Had they watched Despereaux or King Arthur, that might they had a glimpse of what was truly worth living for?
Did they only think their life was valued by a credit score?
Did they think that no one would love them if they had nothing?
Obama wants change but the Republicans can't afford to allow the democrats to look good, so they thwart his efforts.
Meanwhile, we have creditors that call 9 times a day. I should know because that is how many calls I received and I was only 1 month behind in my payment for a credit card that had only $2k on it.
You can not get blood from a stone, but you can get blood from someone who jumped off their balcony because they were pushed over the edge by creditors.
Had they watched Despereaux or King Arthur, they would not have offered their life for such an unworthy reason.
The Blonde bows only to a noble cause!
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