6.25.2008

Window Shopping


Sucks!!

Ok, so when I say things like, I think diamond rings are a waste of money, it totally does not include icy baby blue aquamarines up for grabs on bidz.com!!


Look how sparkly!!

Oooooohhh!!!

Must resist!!

Yes, Master!!!

Precious!!

Precious!!!



Blonde must have ring!!

6.24.2008

I have come to relish my Monday nights

My own little world before the Tuesday of white walls and white noise that slowly eat at my soul, again.

On the porch toward the vista, Baby and I talk about real issues; ask real questions.

Like:

How many dried boogies are in the carpet of the used car you just bought?

Or

Why asparagus has to commingle with urine causing an odor in morning pee that will take the hair off a billie goat?

Or

Why do people download farm animal ring tones?

Or

Why Ann Coulter is aloud to speak in public without medication or for that matter why Lush Limbaugh is aloud to speak in public on his ‘medication’?

Or

Why are Americans so fascinated with a 2 ft. dong that got dumped on mainstream news like Bill O’Reilly?

We really should learn to flush before looking.

They aren’t sphincters.

There merely the extraction of waste the sphincter spits out when its usefulness has been used up.

Where is the proverbial enema that Americans need to purge their system of hidden agendas and smear tactics to influence the vote.

They want the country in the stupid. They want the country to be confused. They know its easier to manipulate the general masses. They learned this through our ‘good friend’ the Chinese.

When you pretty much own the monopoly on media you start to think you can persuade the country to see things your way and when they are tired, hungry and poor, they will listen to any old turd with a tongue you put on television.

Murdike

Murcock

Murdick

Murdoch.

Whatever!!

The Statue of Liberty doesn’t mean something to an Australian media mogul.

It doesn’t really matter…

What matters is, as Americans, do we still believe in what she stands for?.



Blondes would like to believe that a lady stands strong!!

6.23.2008

I don't care how big it is...


The Blonde ain't sitting on it!!

The Only time you will ever see me curse!!



7 words you can't say on television
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
and tits

Goodbye, George!!


Blondes love men that make her laugh!!!

Mirror, mirror on the Wall

whose the richest and foulest of all?

Why the New Yorker of course!!

New York men!!

Can we say, desperate!!

They try to dangle non-existent trips and upstate weekends all in an attempt to get you in bed with them. Funny thing is they need to prey on younger, far more stupider girls with low self esteem and a propensity to sell themselves short, to achieve their goal.

Unlike this Blonde!!


Take the 'Troll'. Listed only in the society papers of the NYT for being married to a certain lawyer, whose family helped out a certain President, during a certain scandal.

The poor gent was ridiculed by the writers, for being unattractive. I felt bad and decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Incredible charm can actually make a guy look better.

Let's just say, NYT gossip blog called it correctly.

Euro-Trash is Euro-Trash no matter how pretty the WASP wife is!
and a Troll is a Troll, no matter how much money he has!

Unfortunately for the little beast, I did not come from poor and so I am hardly impressed with a man that lacks common decency and has a vulgar mouth that is attached to a head that looks like Fred Flintstone with blackheads.

I do not like being mean on my blog. I prefer funny but when pudgy fingered fools email that they would like you to sit on a certain part of their anatomy...I feel compelled to be a biatch!!

I am a southern woman, I expect a man to hold his tongue until such time as I deem necessary for a really great orgasm.

I also think, a man that is less than attractive needs a lot more going for him than the average Joe and if you lack charm; Money talks to the girls in Dallas...check them out. They will dig past the look, drink enough wine to blur your mug, and do you for the bottom basement price of a trip to Cannes.

I think phone sex is stupid.

I think email sex is idiotic.

And I think any man that speaks dirty to you without even knowing you is despicable and punishable by social death!!



Blondes don't find anything funny at the moment!!