2.28.2008

Sicko II

I just watched Michael Moore's movie Sicko and I find myself running a parallel story.

It has been several weeks and I am trying to procure a new ride for myself. Since I have always paid cash for my cars and I need to re-establish some credit after a falling down, I thought I would try credit. I filled out the online application and boom I was sent a blank check.

Now due to some incompetency on the loan sharks side of the pool, I was not getting the amount I needed to buy the car I wanted. I would have to settle for a SAAB convertible and while I would look absolutely cute in it...I want my Boxter with the fancy rims..probably not a smart move but than again when was the blonde ever smart about choices when it came to styling herself.

Anyhoo..

My rate was a little high, ok truth be told it was drastically high and so I inquired as to why.

WHAT?!!

Medical collections?!@!

Apparently the bills to my hospital visits for two bike wrecks are being disputed by the insurance company and while in dispute resolution, the medical malfeasance have the right to put it on my credit report!!

I have the right to dispute all the negative impact of foulness by hate mongers with the big 3 credit agencies which I will pursue with a vengeance..bastards!!!

On a better note I have since learned you can negotiate your interest rate with th bank..so far I have had them drop it 3 points...so with a little persistent I might be driving my baby in no time.

If not ...there is always the SAAB!!


Blondes look good in anything!!

2.27.2008

It's a woman's Perogative

to change her mind....isn't it?

Isn't it everyone's privilege to change their mind? This is more an issue of maturity rather than morality. It's like getting caught embezzling funds from your company. It may have seemed like it was alright, you weren't harming anyone, and you actually improved your quality of living but after thinking about it in club fed...you might decide you rather not embezzle again based on the experience....

or are you now just being a hypocrite?


hypocrisy
1
: a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion


hypocrite
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings


Hhmmmmm...we will explore this and many more subjects in the following weeks!!



Peeps..your going to have to bare with me for in light of a recent trip to New York, the elections, a guy I kind of like and freaking Mensa....I am putting on my brunette wig and glasses and going smart

SSHHHHH....don't tell anyone, this is totally not permanent....

Blondes don't like being wiggy!!!

2.22.2008

Nope!!!

Still not funny!!

I am in severe writers block at the moment

I had something funny last night but forgot to write it down and..

POOF!!

Out of my head!!



Blondes brains aren't meant for memory!!

2.19.2008

Word of the Day from Craigslist Creep of the Week

Loving Couple Seeks Third For Triad - mw4w - 27



We are committed to each other, and have been in a long term relationship for 6 years. We are interested in starting a polyfidelitous triad with the right person.

We have never tried this before, so we would like to take it easy and find someone who is looking for a long term commitment, and is willing to move slow and help us with communication issues.

We don't really expect to find anyone here, but posting for the heck of it. Let us know if you are interested, and we'll send you some pics of ourselves.






I can make up stuff too!!!



My threesome has a new name...its...poly blah blah blah
My threesome has another name its t-r-i-a-d-blah

Oh I wish I had it every day
cuz if you ask me
why I will say

your an idiot!!!!



Blondes think three is one too many!!

Don't Waste Food

"Via, What are you doing?"

"What..I don't like the bottom part of it"

"Stop wasting food"

"I am not!"

"Only take what you can eat"

"Mother, I am..I just don't like the bottom part on that and that was too sicky sweet to finish"

"Stop wasting food when there are people who are starving in this world"

"Mother, me not finishing an inch worth of cake is not going to effect the starving unless..."

"What?"

"I know!! Lets take the two bites of food out of the disposal and mail it to the starving. Do you have an address?!"

"Not funny"

"not as funny as your statement but I try"

Starving people are never funny but thinking somehow not finishing the food on your plate will help is ridiculous!!!


Blondes would get fat if they ate on behalf of the whole world!!