Mother of Crest, OUCH!!!

Fucking Crest Charcoal 3D brilliant white toothpaste. My teeth are killing me, assholes!

My exercise regime is not a regime at all

but it works for me! 

Muscle memory is what your body needs, never let it go Alzheimer on your muscles! 

Seriously, do what you can to move in a meaningful way. This is a reminder to self. 

Cinq times a day, I get on my rowing machine for deux and a half minuits, have a glass of wine and a quarter of my vape, rest for quatre heures binge watch Squid Games or other Netflix shit, repeat this process. 

Because what does the Blonde have, if not her health.

The Grey Man

or the boogie man....

I wanted to paint over him, but it was easier to spill blood on her body and leave his face.

Blood shed!

I spilled red paint and dripped it over her on purpose. I think it killed the grey man I kept seeing in the painting. Spirits are strong tonight. And watching this spooky vampire series is not helping. Have you seen NOS4A2?

I hated her head, so I ripped it off!

Channeling William Blake

Not until you step outside of the painting and crop the demons...then you see.

This Blonde is watchng way too much Huluween!

Talking vagina

I think my vagina has something to say and it is coming out in my work.

Dicks at iFit! You don't need to activate it!

 I bought a Proform rowing machine with a giant red sticker telling me I had to activate iFit to make my machine work. 

WRONG!!!

And these clever little bastards made sure their button looks like a sticker on the screen.

Well, it is not. It is a button and hold it down for 5 seconds, and your exercise machine will work without activation.

Dicks!