8.03.2018

Child Memory



I remember a few.

I remember Randy Hall. 1st grade. Why we were in love or what made me think I was, I have no id
clue to this day.

 I was like 5 or 7?

How old are you in 1st grade?

That is how old I was.

I remember he gave me a copper, four-leaf clover ring.

I brought it home, showed my Mom and bragged about how much Randy loved me.

Mother accused me of stealing the ring and ignored the rest of my love story.

She ordered me to return the ring she accused me of stealing.

Since I did not steal it, I  had no place to take it. So I hid it...in my flesh-pink colored, cubbie at school.

The next day, the ring was gone.

Who cleaned the school back then, I do not know.

I know my ring went from my finger to gone in less than 24 hours because if interference from others.

Do I carry this as baggage? Your damn right I do.

I have several vintage trunks that hold my emotional and mental garbage in a storage unit, that I have had since 2007.

I am getting tired of holding on to the past.

There is an entire house in the storage unit, including linens, fine china and perfectly preserved furniture.

DO you want it?





Freedom or surrender, not sure which one I am choosing at the moment, but will let you know!

The blonde is offering an entire home wrapped up in a bow.

All you have to do is let it go.

Take it, burn it, change it.

The Blonde wants gone!

I don't Do Cookies, Europe!!



When did the Blonde ever give you the impression that she bakes fucking cookies?

Anyone who follows me is safe. I don't do cookies!

I don't track you. I don't follow you. I don't sell you.

I just post my shit.

You can hate me, love me, or want to kill me....


I don't care!!!

My blog started a long fucking time ago. And I can say with confidence, no one ever fucked with you on my watch.

But, if they did....let me know!

I will go dark on their ass and destroy them for you!!

I am particularly fond of killing uneducated, poor, Muslim men that came into Europe and hurt my blondes and brondes!

Give me coordinates:

The Blonde really dislikes men that hold no concept of equality!!

5.07.2018

There was a time

...that I wished you well.

I still wish you happiness, just stay far the fuck away from me or that will change.

VIDEO DELTED

Guess the video did not stand the test time...what the fuck was this about? Can't remember but I am pretty sure it was about some fucker inappropriately touching me when I was little.

Replacing it with something better!




the Blonde!

No one hurts me ANY MORE!!!

I believe in the NRA.

I do not believe in assault rifles, but I do believe in owning a small caliber weapon to fit my evening purse.

Anf anyone against women wanting to hold something that gives them power and security; is an ugly duck whose mind,  is fucked enough to believe, that rape, is about beauty!!

The Blonde!!



4.18.2018

Vladimir!

Found you going to my gas station.

Ae you really that stupid?!

Next time I see you, in my part of town; I will start sending pics of our relations to your wife and kids.

And I will start taking down all your friends, as well.

Don't make me the asshole.

Do not come near me. Stay away from me or I promise you, that your friends and family, will see what you never wanted them to see.

The monster that you are!!

Be an arrogant creep, that thinks he can scare me and hurt me and hunt me down-- over and over again just by coming around my world?

Think again!! I am stronger than you know. You built me this way!!

The Blonde!!!



4.17.2018

You still bother me!!


I hate you...you killed me!

Vladimir, you are a super cunt of a man. I am glad to see your wife likes pussy!






This blonde doesn't like anything below the belt these days!

4.15.2018

Coachella

Am I at Coachella?

NO!

Want to know why?

Because SXSW is being a total dick to me.

I will fill you in after the Coachella interlude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUBf6l7FBg



Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan

Are you fucking kidding me?

This tour was named after me...



I would have preferred 'Blinded by Blonde'  but who is bitchin?

Not this Blonde!!

4.11.2018

Hackers Just Want You To Play

NEW RANSOMWARE WANTS YOU TO PLAY PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS



Oh fuck, why should I rewrite something that is already written!

Take it away Blair!!!


Since its debut last year, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has been one of our favorite multiplayer battle royale games. But someone may be taking their love for the game a little bit too far with a malware program which encrypts your files. Instead of ransoming your personal info for exorbitant amounts of money, the program asks players to play Battlegrounds.
Via Kotaku and Bleeping Computer, the PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds ransomware was discovered by Malware Hunter Team, and it is real. While the PUBG Ransomeware actually works, it’s being treated as a joke since the programmer included a note that said “Your files is [encrypted] by PUBG Ransomeware! But don’t worry! It is not that hard to unlock it. I don’t want money! Just play PUBG 1Hours.” It doesn’t even take an hour of gameplay to unlock the files. According to the reports, three minutes of gameplay will do the the trick. Also, the programmer included an unlock code, which means there’s really nothing to ransom.
This is perhaps one of the most benign ransomware programs in recent memory, and it’s the only one that makes us smile. It is a little disturbing to see how easily a ransomware program can spread and take control of sensitive files. But the idea of being “forced” to play PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is the perfect cover for getting out of work.
Can you imagine what will happen if this ransomware catches on? Whole offices could be shut down until we get in a few rounds of Overwatch or Fortnite. Actually, we kind of like that idea.
What do you think about the PUBG Ransomeware? Play a few rounds in our comment section below!

4.10.2018

Men are pissing me off lately


I can barely spend more than two weeks with them before I realize they and I are severely flawed.

So I am going to celebrate people I adore.

It is a very short list:

Now, from this day forward until I change my mind. I will be telling stories of those I respect.

Black and White Hats!!

The blonde is going to tell hacking stories that will freak you out.

If you thought Zuckerberg is a problem, you have no idea what really is going on in your digital world!!

BTW:  U.S. Senators are real idiots and used the whole Facebook - Analytica problem as a pulpit for their own public promotion.


The blonde will get hack to you.


4.05.2018

I don't know what love means

No one ever taught me what it is.

So I made my own version of it.

Honesty, loyalty and willing to die for it.

Sounds more like an ad for the Army, but it is all I know and all I believe.




The Blonde hates the way men think.


Bumble is leftovers from Tinder


Bumble is no better than Tinder.

As a matter of fact, most of the men you see on Bumble are Tinder rejects.

I spent a few weeks with one guy, who tried so hard to put the past behind him that he could not sit still.

All the yoga in the world can not help this person's PTSD.

He has a lot on his plate.

I feel for him, but I am not going to be the transition girl while he works things out.

Every conversation leads to the ex-wife or the ex-girlfriend that cheated on him.

I am not going to be that girl who wants to listen nor engage in this co-dependent nightmare.

I am sorry you were hurt by other women. And I am sorry your anger continues.

But most importantly, I am angry that you feel it necessary to regulate my behavior based on your past relationships.

And you are a total dick for telling me all about the golf tournaments and parties you were invited to or went to and rubbed it in my face after the fact.

 What the fuck is wrong with you angry yoga man?

You don't deserve an alias on my page. You can stay 'angry yoga man' prick!

That is your shit to own. Do not project it on to me.






 I do not like a man that looks at women and grades their potential, as a girlfriend, based on how willing she is to give head at a moments notice or accommodate a karma sutra fucking style that only leaves the man with an orgasm.

Namaste, angry yoga man.

Never regulate the Blonde!!!


P.S. Don't ever put your hand on my head and push me down to give you head unless you want your dick bit off.