8.15.2008

Creepy Creative




I think she is a pretty little girl but should she really be making casseroles for grown men on Match.com?


Blondes don't have cooking skills!

8.13.2008

Borrowed from another Blog


http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos


Sorry I have to let someone do my dirty work this week but I am still on holiday!!


The Blonde is speechless, for now!!

Emergency Blondcast System


This has been a holiday. For the last four days and today
, this blog will conduct a test of the Emergency Blondcast System. This is only a test.

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to turn to one of the bars in your area.


The Blonde will resume broadcast by the end of the day!!!

8.06.2008

The Payment Plan

My position on dutch treat stands.

Men don't go through half the preparation we go through for a date.

Hair
Nails
Wax
Cute matching panty set

The least they can do is buy the dinner!

Blondes like a well balance budget!!

8.05.2008

Drinks are on the house...

when I am on a date and so is dinner and anything else I want to do!!

There was an idiot from the other night who actually waited for me to grab my wallet and pay half the tab.

"Oops my Blonde. I forgot my wallet of plastic. Will you except a check for my half?"


Sorry kid, the Majors decided your not right for the League!


I don't pay!

I don't think I have to pay!

I won't pay!

Seriously,

Who told you a Blonde should pay?

The girls that insist on paying there way?


A word to my not so non-fellow neo-feminazis trying to ruin a good thing...

What do you accomplish by paying your way?

You don't honestly think that if the man pays for dinner you owe him sex do you?


Why do you insist on paying or get insulted if they try to open the door.

What are you?


Why don't you pay for a penis and date girls?

Than you can pay all the time and never have doors opened for you.


AND ANOTHER THING!!

Where in the alien world of dog do you think the chick should pay her way to come see a man?

Dude dig in that bendable leather bank inside your back butt pocket and log online to Delta Blu and either book your flight to me or book my flight to you.

Otherwise stay local with your dating d'jour.

or get the girl with the penis...they love to pay for their share!



Blondes make the men pay!!