The Grey Man

or the boogie man....

I wanted to paint over him, but it was easier to spill blood on her body and leave his face.

Blood shed!

I spilled red paint and dripped it over her on purpose. I think it killed the grey man I kept seeing in the painting. Spirits are strong tonight. And watching this spooky vampire series is not helping. Have you seen NOS4A2?

I hated her head, so I ripped it off!

Channeling William Blake

Not until you step outside of the painting and crop the demons...then you see.

This Blonde is watchng way too much Huluween!

Talking vagina

I think my vagina has something to say and it is coming out in my work.

Dicks at iFit! You don't need to activate it!

 I bought a Proform rowing machine with a giant red sticker telling me I had to activate iFit to make my machine work. 

WRONG!!!

And these clever little bastards made sure their button looks like a sticker on the screen.

Well, it is not. It is a button and hold it down for 5 seconds, and your exercise machine will work without activation.

Dicks!

Linkedin, how far does Elon rule?

Every social media blocks the little hint of him being a dick! Antoher blocked post: Hey, you can't say anything about a certain person on LinkedIn, Twitter, FB, etc... or they will put your post into the space lock and push it out in the vast X nowhere. But I still want to say, Austin misses this songbird and ATX does not know who she is nor cares. Change is not always good. It is just people taking opportunity to make more money. and pay less taxes without thinking twice about the locals who built this place. https://lnkd.in/euS5M7B9 #atx #austin #musicianslife #musicnews

Oh No, No! My Pretty Austin Songbird!

 How did I miss this?