4.17.2018

You still bother me!!


I hate you...you killed me!

Vladimir, you are a super cunt of a man. I am glad to see your wife likes pussy!






This blonde doesn't like anything below the belt these days!

4.15.2018

Coachella

Am I at Coachella?

NO!

Want to know why?

Because SXSW is being a total dick to me.

I will fill you in after the Coachella interlude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUBf6l7FBg



Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan

Are you fucking kidding me?

This tour was named after me...



I would have preferred 'Blinded by Blonde'  but who is bitchin?

Not this Blonde!!

4.11.2018

Hackers Just Want You To Play

NEW RANSOMWARE WANTS YOU TO PLAY PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS



Oh fuck, why should I rewrite something that is already written!

Take it away Blair!!!


Since its debut last year, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has been one of our favorite multiplayer battle royale games. But someone may be taking their love for the game a little bit too far with a malware program which encrypts your files. Instead of ransoming your personal info for exorbitant amounts of money, the program asks players to play Battlegrounds.
Via Kotaku and Bleeping Computer, the PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds ransomware was discovered by Malware Hunter Team, and it is real. While the PUBG Ransomeware actually works, it’s being treated as a joke since the programmer included a note that said “Your files is [encrypted] by PUBG Ransomeware! But don’t worry! It is not that hard to unlock it. I don’t want money! Just play PUBG 1Hours.” It doesn’t even take an hour of gameplay to unlock the files. According to the reports, three minutes of gameplay will do the the trick. Also, the programmer included an unlock code, which means there’s really nothing to ransom.
This is perhaps one of the most benign ransomware programs in recent memory, and it’s the only one that makes us smile. It is a little disturbing to see how easily a ransomware program can spread and take control of sensitive files. But the idea of being “forced” to play PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is the perfect cover for getting out of work.
Can you imagine what will happen if this ransomware catches on? Whole offices could be shut down until we get in a few rounds of Overwatch or Fortnite. Actually, we kind of like that idea.
What do you think about the PUBG Ransomeware? Play a few rounds in our comment section below!

4.10.2018

Men are pissing me off lately


I can barely spend more than two weeks with them before I realize they and I are severely flawed.

So I am going to celebrate people I adore.

It is a very short list:

Now, from this day forward until I change my mind. I will be telling stories of those I respect.

Black and White Hats!!

The blonde is going to tell hacking stories that will freak you out.

If you thought Zuckerberg is a problem, you have no idea what really is going on in your digital world!!

BTW:  U.S. Senators are real idiots and used the whole Facebook - Analytica problem as a pulpit for their own public promotion.


The blonde will get hack to you.