It is 2022 and still we have the pronoun problem.

 I spent my new year popping a bottle of bubbly, spent more than it was worth, and drank it alone watching old Dick Clark Rockin Eve on YouTube, and watched the fireworks outside my window.

I remember only 5 new years. 

Taking a private plane ( owned by some football player who did not join)  to Dallas for an un-epic evening at a steak house that I would have only gone to for lunch and the men ordering the worst fucking wine on the menu.

 Y2K, spent that night at a hospital with a dickhead boyfriend ( CEO of said hospital ) and thought kitty litter would be a good idea in case the toilets stopped working because plumbing works off of computers??? 

The death of my Grandmother, the mean one but had to stand by her side on NYE until she finally gasped her last breath.

The other 2...

Clubbing with my sister and my purse and wallet were stolen.

And the last one, my favorite one.....the last night in my house. The pink house. Laid in my bed, listened to parties up and down the street, knew my son was OK at his grandparents, and turned on the gas. 

That was my best new year's eve, until I got jerked out of my bed with a fireman telling me I had a gas leak. No shit sherlock. Mind you own fucking business!

And life has been like that ever since. 

My message to Snowflakes, Wokes, and the LGBQT drama queens that think society is not doing enough to help you feel what you need to feel...join the fucking club!

Only, for me no one gives a shit but you queer fucks....Hollywood is bending over backwards to make sure every story line has your non-binary, need to be a pronoun bullshit.

You are making a mockery of all the people who stood before you who fought hard for gay rights. 

Hey parents and schools! 

Stop giving every kid a voice and a trophy. They are not using either well!

the Blonde


Jeff and Lauren Lowe

 Trailer trash and wildlife abusers!

Mirage and Caesar, born in December 2020, were the last in a long line of tigers to start life at Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park—and among the first to escape the Oklahoma petting zoo’s cycle of breeding and alleged mistreatment. The zoo has been closed to visitors since October 2020, and today, a court decision permanently bans the zoo’s owners, Jeff and Lauren Lowe, from exhibiting animals to the public in a facility or online.

Among the alleged violations prosecutors cited was a lion cub named Nala, found by government inspectors lying unresponsive in the mud in June 2020. They also documented two arthritic wolves caged on a concrete floor, a grizzly bear whose bones showed beneath her skin, a fisher cat with a lame leg, and the bodies of two tigers buried under burned rubble. The corpses were attracting biting flies that inflicted bloody wounds on the ears of nearby tigers, bears, and wolves.

In June 2020, a federal judge ordered the Lowes to relinquish the property to Big Cat Rescue sanctuary owner Carole Baskin to settle a longstanding legal dispute.

After Lowe’s license to exhibit animals was suspended in October 2020, he forfeited it permanently. But he continued to sell “shout-out” videos featuring his animals on Cameo, National Geographic reported. At the time, no laws existed pertaining to exhibiting animals online.  

Between January and August of this year, the justice department confiscated 146 animals from the Lowes—the agency’s largest confiscation of zoo animals to date. Various sanctuaries have taken them in.


For every Elon Musk fan....

 there is a shit load more people who want to dick punch him and bitch slap the shit out of his cult followers.

Elon Musk speculates SpaceX will be able to send the first crewed mission to the Mars in 2026, and recently he asked his followers on Twitter if they think there would be humans there in 2032.

Scientists have determined that the launch of the company’s Falcon 9 rocket on Aug. 24 punched a temporary hole into a layer of the Earth’s atmosphere nearly 560 miles wide. While temporary, it is a good indicator where we are headed with this to soon without respect attitude.

Ozone hole 2.0 

The aluminum from re-entering satellites also has a potential to damage the ozone layer, a problem well known to humanity, which has been successfully solved by widespread bans on the use of chlorofluorocarbons, chemicals used in the past in aerosol sprays and refrigerators. 

Yet, these dickwad super-fans of megalomaniacs are all gung-ho with Elon and Jeff fucking around with devastating effects to this planet.

Hence the megalomania shit!

 "There is this perception that there is no way that we can dump enough plastic into the ocean to make a difference. There is no way we can dump enough carbon into the atmosphere to make a difference. But here we are. We have a plastic pollution problem with the ocean, we have climate change ongoing as a result of our actions and our changing of the composition of the atmosphere and we are poised to make the same type of mistake by our use of space."

Woman claims she was virtually ‘groped’ in Meta’s VR metaverse

 This is under the entertainment section of the New York Times, and appropriately so.

If you do not see how ridiculous this is, you need to ride the short bus back home, crawl up in your Mother's vagina, and be aborted. 

A beta tester has claimed she was virtually “groped” in the metaverse VR platform Horizon Worlds from Meta, the company formerly known as Facebook.

Meta revealed the incident on Dec. 1, saying it occurred on Nov. 26. The woman had reported the assault on the Horizon Worlds beta testing Facebook group.

“Sexual harassment is no joke on the regular internet, but being in VR adds another layer that makes the event more intense,” she wrote, according to the Verge. “Not only was I groped last night, but there were other people there who supported this behavior, which made me feel isolated in the Plaza,” the virtual environment’s central gathering space.

In its statement about the incident, Meta pointed to its “Safe Zone” feature, which allows users to place a block against interaction with other users. However, the company admitted that it needs to work on making the feature “trivially easy and findable,” said Vivek Sharma, the vice president of Horizon, in a statement to the Verge.


And seriously, where is the META in Facebook other than the logo and rebranding.

If past poets and their words were fashionable....

they still would not reach celebrity status in this epoch riddled "eight second attention span human mass".

One minute we have a whistleblower on Facebook,  next minute we have Metaverse, and the world resets.

Virtual reality is something tech has tried to bring about for 40 fucking years. Do a web archive... search VRML

For fuck sakes... learn something outside the scope of your daily news feed - you stupid cattle.

The one things these brilliant fucks can't do... is figure out how a person can walk in virtual reality while staying stationary in the real world. 

Until then, all you have is some nice fucking 3D graphics you can play with when spinning in your desk chair.

I digress, back to the subject:

Emily and her stint on Apple+ under the imagination of Alena Smith.

Wiz Khalifa plays death...if we are #tagging BlackLivesMatter in an effort to fight stereotypes, this might be a good time for the cupcake cancel culture to review this fucked up situation.

Next we have the fact that all these fucking poems being read were not written by Emily! Her incoherent, make-no-sense scribble on paper and napkins was rewritten postmortem - by her sister and the professor who told Emily her work stunk.

In today's world, Emily could have been on an international stage rotation with Marshmello and Avicci.

They were all spin masters focused on a beat that would race the heart and make a person feel.


Do I have tattoos?

I am fucked up and use the blog to get my shit out, but am I fucked up enough to 
to see myself as a Bentley with bumper stickers?


After seeing Jonah Hill with sleeves, fuck me if that shit is not false and bullshit now.

I still cringe at tramp stamps.

Michael Saylor is a scary, fucking narcissist!

Do not play into his bitcoin play. He needs stupid people to keep buying in so he can dump and pump and dump and pump and dump and pump until forever...

Bitboy, Benjamin Cowen, PlanB...fuck them!

They don't hold any magic cards other than playing you like the Jack you are!

Ghislaine Maxwell, Guilty!

It is too easy to prey on young girls. 

My older sister asked her childhood friend to look over me when I first went off to finishing school. My mother was cray and caused some issues that I needed to cover.

And this fat, ugly, guinea mook was happy to take me down a very dark path.

Oh she watched over me, pushing me into meeting men to fuck for money. The first guy was a wealthy Doctor who had a long, crooked dick and had to situate me in a just the right way...but hey, I got $1500 for it and he was handsome and very nice.

The second guy was gross and smelled and I refused. He got really irate, and have to admit, Alicia did provide a protector who took care of the situation. Seriously glad he was there, because if he wasn't, I probably be beaten to death.

And that was my only interactions with Alicia. I told my older sister what she had done, but she swept it under the rug and so did I. And for so many years, I let the memory go...but she recently announced she is still in contact and planning a trip to Coachella with her and my baby sis. 

OK, fuck you and have a good rest of your life.