I am without team. I broke up with the Redskins and now I am looking for a team.
I might end up with the Houston Texans because I think I have decided to move back to the 4th largest city ion the U.S.
Austin is fun but I need the big city...and Austin is a Big Town...
Besides...the men I like seem to pool in the general direction of Houston.
More later....right now...I am hoping Eli Manning kicks the Packers...
and I have a new beau I am playing with later...
Stay tuned!
The Blonde is keeping her record going!!!
1.15.2012
1.09.2012
A fucking Gahn istan
My son leaves next month. And he better come home just as I made him.
If anything happens to my child; I will not cry in a corner.
I will stand, I will train, I will fight, and I will bring down everyone responsible.
Do not fuck with the Blonde's kid!!!!
If anything happens to my child; I will not cry in a corner.
I will stand, I will train, I will fight, and I will bring down everyone responsible.
Do not fuck with the Blonde's kid!!!!
1.07.2012
Hair-oics
Men miss my hair. I should have bundled up the chopped locks and made a Blondie pocket buddy with it.
I was on eharmony for all of 2 months and I must say... answering the same five questions over and over again can crawl up a Buddha statues ass and bug the jolly stone icon into a frown.
I have already plucked the man of the year so the rest is just fun and folly for boredom. Don't hate me...most of the men on this site do the same thing. Its adult dominoes for the relationship impaired.
Eharmony peeps are like cats pawing at something for fun until its dead and no longer fun to play with.
The Blonde is not in tune with the harmony.
I was on eharmony for all of 2 months and I must say... answering the same five questions over and over again can crawl up a Buddha statues ass and bug the jolly stone icon into a frown.
I have already plucked the man of the year so the rest is just fun and folly for boredom. Don't hate me...most of the men on this site do the same thing. Its adult dominoes for the relationship impaired.
Eharmony peeps are like cats pawing at something for fun until its dead and no longer fun to play with.
The Blonde is not in tune with the harmony.
12.23.2011
Kris Kringle again with a Murder Attempt
What has it been?
Five years and counting that my Mother tries to murder someone during the holidays.
This time, I was too wise for her attempts and foiled her plans to give my 'German' medicinal powder to help my with allergies.
But she is not one to give up so quickly.
If she can;t murder me, she will go after the unsuspecting victim.
My Father.
My Father is deadly allergic to nuts.
And what does Mother do?
Claim she did not have cinnamon available and so she grounded up cinnamon sticks in the same grinder that she grounded nuts in a few months prior.
She innocently baked the cookies and said, "Here dear. I made you cookies. The ones you love."
My Dad bit into one and his throat seized up.
I think my Mother is testing out her murder attempts on the family.
Not enough to kill us but enough to know she can get away with it in the event she really wants to off someone.
Who she is aiming for is any one's guess.
So during the holidays...watch the offerings from my Mother.
Happy and safe Holidays from the Blonde!!
Five years and counting that my Mother tries to murder someone during the holidays.
This time, I was too wise for her attempts and foiled her plans to give my 'German' medicinal powder to help my with allergies.
But she is not one to give up so quickly.
If she can;t murder me, she will go after the unsuspecting victim.
My Father.
My Father is deadly allergic to nuts.
And what does Mother do?
Claim she did not have cinnamon available and so she grounded up cinnamon sticks in the same grinder that she grounded nuts in a few months prior.
She innocently baked the cookies and said, "Here dear. I made you cookies. The ones you love."
My Dad bit into one and his throat seized up.
I think my Mother is testing out her murder attempts on the family.
Not enough to kill us but enough to know she can get away with it in the event she really wants to off someone.
Who she is aiming for is any one's guess.
So during the holidays...watch the offerings from my Mother.
Happy and safe Holidays from the Blonde!!
12.21.2011
What A Freaking Crazy Christmas Card
If I sent a letter with my Christmas cards it would be a first. Not only for the letter but for sending out cards.
The last time I sent out a Christmas card was when I hand painted Santa with his pants down mooning the recipient.
It was a great card and its a Hallmark to my Aunt. I have not sent out a card since she died. Its the only thing I can do to show her how special she was to our family.
And to let her know, that every year...we still think about her just as much as if she were alive.
I believe in science and I believe her atoms burst apart the moment she exhaled her last breath sending all those beautiful atoms across the universe to be received by new birth.
My Aunt's beautiful atoms grace the bodies of new life..whether that be a bug, a bird, a baby...she lives on!
Good and kindness live on because of her!
The Blonde bows at the ever greatness of life's circle!
The last time I sent out a Christmas card was when I hand painted Santa with his pants down mooning the recipient.
It was a great card and its a Hallmark to my Aunt. I have not sent out a card since she died. Its the only thing I can do to show her how special she was to our family.
And to let her know, that every year...we still think about her just as much as if she were alive.
I believe in science and I believe her atoms burst apart the moment she exhaled her last breath sending all those beautiful atoms across the universe to be received by new birth.
My Aunt's beautiful atoms grace the bodies of new life..whether that be a bug, a bird, a baby...she lives on!
Good and kindness live on because of her!
The Blonde bows at the ever greatness of life's circle!
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