12.19.2011

Merry Bloody Christmas

Holy cow!!! The drama that is unfolding this season is beyond any soap opera writer's wet dream.

I have to give you it in tidbits or you will explode by the thought of it all.

OK...

Sister's best friend's husband tried to kill himself.

They thought the mixture of pain killers caused a suicidal tendency.

NO!!

The freak was having an affair with a married woman.

He found out she was having an affair with another man.

He left a note in his girlfriend's husband's car tattle tailing that she was sleeping with him and another man

Seriously, what a douche!!!

are you still with me...

Anyhoo...

The suicidal douche did not bother to leave a note for his wife..my sister's best friend.

Not only is she a best friend, she is our family and you don;t fuck with our family.

When the douche gets out of the psych ward which will be delayed so our sister can get her shit moved out..

will come home to nothing more than a stocking full of coal.

The Blonde is cherry red with happy!!

12.02.2011

Janis Joplin



Watch her over and over and over...

and over

and

over

again


Maybe you forgot?!

How Can I Explain?



I don't have to..I have Cat to do the explaining for me!

You Kant

Mill your self through this life!








Die or live but don't waste my air on your ignorance!

Holiday Suicide Song



The 90s version of Hamlet in song!

Perception and Reality

should not be on such a narrow line.

We all walk a tight rope...

The performer and the spectator


I can see it now


I am on the wire


I step out

onto the high wire

I balance




I bend my knees

I crouch

I swing my arms


I flip


and

I land

on the wire

and

I

do

not

fall!!




And so many of you thought I would fall

and even more of you

were wishing I did...

Wish and think all you like about me

but in the end

you will still be wrong




The Blonde has had a hard and long life!!

American Military Rule!!!



Be Bad

but

not angry

Be mean

but not hurtful

Be proud

but not arrogant

Be brave

but be afraid

Be all you can be

but bring it all baok home...

The Blonde Kant but Mill!

Holidays Ake Me Want to Die




The Holidays!

The Blonde is bringing the best of suicidal jingles for your holiday pleasure!!!!