12.31.2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR





Its been 19 years since the last blue moon on New Year's Eve...let us not waste it!

The Blonde is ready for a new everything!

12.29.2009

Veronica Bell & Tales Of The Not So Loved




and bearing all in 2010!!

The Blonde says bye bye 2009!

I Was Wrong

I am going to post a few more things before the new year.

You know who else was wrong?

A psychic I went to in my mid twenties.

He was so right about so many things and so wrong about others.

I think he told me what I wanted to hear.

I think he thought I could change my destiny if I thought it would come to me but he was wrong.

I believe our destiny is preordained...

not by a church, not by God, but by our energy and that energy carried from before and formed into a new us.

I believe...

We have lived many lives, as many things, and yet we only know the one we live.

I do not think we die.

I think we just release our energy from the body it is trapped in and it mixes with other energy to form the life of something new.

My energy is a compilation of things that bring certain matters to me and others away.

In the end, I believe, there is only a new beginning just like so many beleive this is the end of the year and the beginning of a new one.

If time didn't matter, would it still be?


The Blonde has no bounds!!

12.24.2009

The Real Wish List



I want a big stone ware-house where I can skateboard from canvas to kitchen; I want closets filled with art paraphernalia; I want my book to do really, really well; and I want money to spill out of my pocket so I can fill someone's empty one (American orphans) and...


I want a wine bottle Christmas tree uncorked!!!


The Blonde is lucky to have an empty stocking instead of coal!!

12.23.2009

Merry Kwanzaa Eve




Hallazazuza from the Blonde!!

12.20.2009

Do You Hear What I Hear?

I hear little crickets everywhere...

Cricket

Cricket

I need to get my phone ringing again before I start singing their song.

The Blonde is lonely!!

11.29.2009

Money Doesn't Buy You Happiness

Money can't buy you time.

Money can't stop a car crash from killing your loved one.

Money can't find you love.

Money can't do a lot of things but it can do a lot of things too!!

It could spare a lot of heartache.

I don't know why fate has it in for me.

If it just could tell me what I did wrong; I would fix it.

This life isn't worth the time and effort I put into it.


The Blonde is really at her wits end.

11.25.2009

Turkey or Terror?

Umm...turkey please!

It was a rhetorical question and also a trick question.

On Thanksgiving its almost impossible to have a turkey dinner in peace.

The threat of having a happy holiday is sanctioned only with small family troops in arms, ready to blast a bullet of guilt in your ear if you F____ up the dinner in any way.

Can I get a "WAY"!

Blast!

Damn!

Missed!

Holiday perfection comes with an emotional cost. I wish that lucky blast hit me.

Unfortunately, I am still alive and about to drown my dread in eggnog!

Anyhoo,

I will suffer through turkey death day with flying colors because I have the triple threat eggnog and football to immerse my thoughts.

For the rest of you, find a vice like drugs, alcohol, or rock and roll.

Who cares what the vice is, just find it before the other holiday creeps in and grabs your soul while the turkey tryptophan has you numb.

Why do you think the fat guy is wearing red?

The Devil wears red too!!!

Black Friday is evil and the red suited guy is on the side of the Devil!

He Won't save us!!

He is not our savior!

He is the mascot of capitalistic greed and he dragged Baby Jesus into it!!

Stop the holiday doom!!!

Boycott the Black Friday Bastards and that Red Gluttonous Guy who perpetuates it.

Greed does not deserve a holiday.

Boycott!!!

Christmas is no longer in the hands of the Lord.

Its a commercialized evil that will segregate those who have from those who have not.

Capitalism is not a socialism.

Its communism with the poor's permission!


The Blonde is ready to fight terrorism in her own country!!!

What If?

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.” John Greenleaf Whittier quoted.

Do you know why?

Because he knew, like I know, that what might have been would never have been. Whittier's writing is based on the belief that fate has a plan and as much as we would love to defeat it...it is what it is.

What if I didn't do this?

What if I did that?

What if I just said this instead of that?

What if we did or didn't do many things. Would that have changed our destiny and change 'what might have been'?

This is why those words are so sad.

I am in the middle of watching 'Angels and Demons' but I want to pick this up later tonight...

The Blonde only can guess what will be!


11.23.2009

Frogs Don't Have Butts

I was just thinking of my first best friend, Skeevy. My sister said he stuck firecrackers up frogs butts and blew them up. It just occurred to me this very moment that frogs don't have butts!!

And a frog's pooper is way too small to accommodate a firecracker.

Hmmm....

Anyhoo,

I am slow to catch up on things. It wasn't until after my 20th birthday that someone finally explained that a dog in heat did not mean a horny male dog.

Last year I learned that Thanksgiving is not always on the 21st like I thought and that Easter is not the first Sunday in April.

Hhmm...

Anyhoo,

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for Emancipet for fixing the feral and to the family with a fabulous farm like setting that just adopted him.

Now back to studying!

The Blonde is pooped!

11.22.2009

Delete, Delete, Delete

I am way too sappy these days. I write something on the blog and then I delete it.

I am afraid I am losing my funny, that or I am just becoming incredibly boring.

Boring, on one hand would be great.

Boring would mean I settled down with someone and living a great life and no one wants to hear someone rant about a great life.

Its too boring!!

I am hoping for a little more boring in my life. I actually have been practicing all week. I promised to wait for someone and so I keeping my promise, at least until I realize it was just an easy way of getting rid of me, and although it is causing a severe lack of dating horror stories, it is helping to keep my grades up.

But not to worry my bloggies, I have so many stories, memories, and tidbits of dating information stashed in notebooks and diaries that I could keep this blog up for another two years, while I take a romantic holiday.

Hold on y'all, this is going to be a bumpy ride on memory lane!!

And hey, if this new guy doesn't work out, It will just be back to business for the Blonde!

The Blonde is not looking for new blog entries!!

11.17.2009

I Am Losing My Blonde

I went to the vet to get some sedatives for my feral kitty. He refuses to have anything to do with the cage, no matter how expensive the salmon is.

He is a boy, I peaked under his tail which is a good thing because its only $29 to fix him. Shots are extra. I am waiting on Emancipet to give me the go ahead to bring him in and make him an adoptable catizen.

I am not going to give up on him. I think he would make someone a really great pet.

Hint, Hint!!

Anybody?!

Beuler?!

Someone adopt the kitty pleezzzz!!!

I would keep him but I am dangerously close to becoming Edie from 'Grey Gardens' and I refuse to be anything of the sort.

I am already a horrible bore these days. I study and study and study. I rarely go out unless its for a bottle of wine or cat food.

Oh My Gahh!!

I am Edie!!!

My handsome prince better get his horse in giddy up mode and help turn me back into the fabulous blonde I once was.

No pumpkin necessary!!

The Blonde will not go baldly into the night!!