The Blonde has finished her viewing of Santa Fe in less than a day and a half. Unless I am planning on writing the great American novel, oil painting on an enormous canvas, or sculpting large-scale pieces for bronzing, I fear boredom and naps will end up being my personal tour guide for the remainder of this visit.
Indian style art, jewelry, and clothing are really not my style so it was difficult to find a store that had something I liked, although I did manage to pull one rabbit out of the hat; Dry Goods Import had at least an armful of beautiful things that I really, really wanted. Alas, I had to leave the store empty handed since each piece of clothing cost a small fortune. If I had bought exactly what I wanted, it would have been the equivalent to a down payment on a recently repossessed house.
The evening proved to be a little livelier and a little more fun than I anticipated. I was treated to dinner with a small showcase of Broadway songs sung by the wait staff accompanied by the tapping of the ivory keys on a baby grand just a few feet from my table. Afterward, my Pilot and I traveled across town on foot in the crisp western winter air to a piano bar, which on this particular evening was featuring the local talent in a sort of karaoke style piano play. And while the local crooners were all very talented in their own right it was the piano player that took center stage. He had such an amazing talent that he could make Quasimoto sound like an angel.
Due to uncooperative weather, I am in Santa Fe for another day and so since I have yet to traverse Canyon Road; I will do that today and I am sure I will have fun sticking my nose up to the paintings all day. I would prefer the company of someone to enjoy the romance of this particular road but my pilot has other duties these days.
A Blondes natural habitat has more to offer!!
12.08.2008
12.05.2008
Beginning Blonde Moments
Did I ever tell you the time...
I decided I didn't want bangs anymore. I wanted all long hair. To remedy the situation I took a pair of scissors and chopped my bangs down to my scalp.
Being blonde I did not foresee any problem. After cutting, however, I did see a slight error in my judgment. Not only did I have a row of stubble framing out my forehead but when it began to grow back it looked like an albino caterpillar had latched onto my head ready to build its cocoon.
I have many blonde beauty moments in my time but I still feel that this one took the frosting off the cake in one tongue lick. Right under that would be the time I decided to bleach my eyebrows to match the color of my hair!
Blondes should come with warning labels!!
I decided I didn't want bangs anymore. I wanted all long hair. To remedy the situation I took a pair of scissors and chopped my bangs down to my scalp.
Being blonde I did not foresee any problem. After cutting, however, I did see a slight error in my judgment. Not only did I have a row of stubble framing out my forehead but when it began to grow back it looked like an albino caterpillar had latched onto my head ready to build its cocoon.
I have many blonde beauty moments in my time but I still feel that this one took the frosting off the cake in one tongue lick. Right under that would be the time I decided to bleach my eyebrows to match the color of my hair!
Blondes should come with warning labels!!
12.04.2008
Crap, I Am Happy
What good is a happy writer?
I haven't been stopped by a police since last week. I haven't had dog dung on my clothes since the week before. My cars are getting repaired. I paid the Shylock off.
I even had an enjoyable dinner date last night!!
What the heck?!
Is it the season to be jolly already?
The only thing I have to complain about is my cellular stalker. I don't know how many weeks of him calling a trio of times per day and evening, only to receive no return call from me, it will take for my subtle hint that I am not interested to sink into his thick head, but I am hopeful.
After all, tis the season of giving and I am hoping he will GIVE up for both our sakes.
The Blonde finds more joy in receiving peace!
I haven't been stopped by a police since last week. I haven't had dog dung on my clothes since the week before. My cars are getting repaired. I paid the Shylock off.
I even had an enjoyable dinner date last night!!
What the heck?!
Is it the season to be jolly already?
The only thing I have to complain about is my cellular stalker. I don't know how many weeks of him calling a trio of times per day and evening, only to receive no return call from me, it will take for my subtle hint that I am not interested to sink into his thick head, but I am hopeful.
After all, tis the season of giving and I am hoping he will GIVE up for both our sakes.
The Blonde finds more joy in receiving peace!
12.03.2008
The Family Shylock
You wouldn't think my Father a ruthless money lender, but he is.
Trust me!!! By the time he is finished with you, you wish he had just broken your knee caps.
"Can I cash your check?"
"Can I cash your check?"
"Can I cash your check?"
No matter the time of day or the place, if he sees you, he will ask...You feel like you have been stuck in the back of a station wagon with a kindergarten loan shark and no one will stop the car so you can kick the little tot to the curb.
"Do you have my money?"
"Did you make the deposit?"
"Can I cash the check?"
He systematically wears your mental psyche down until you can no longer take it and you begin teetering on the brink of insanity. He stops right at the point of you twiddling your fingers on your dangling bottom lip because he knows if the men in little white coats lock you up in a mental institution he won't get his money.
He backs down only to bring in the hired guns.
Yes, My Mom is on his payroll.
"Hi darling, how is Dallas. I am so happy for you. By the way..."
"Do you have your Father's money?"
"He is driving me crazy."
"Do you have the money to give him?"
"Call when you have the money."
The little gypsy is getting a percentage of the take.
Its been twelve hours since I borrowed the cashola and I am already thinking about knocking over a convenient store.
Blondes hate bad loans!!
Trust me!!! By the time he is finished with you, you wish he had just broken your knee caps.
"Can I cash your check?"
"Can I cash your check?"
"Can I cash your check?"
No matter the time of day or the place, if he sees you, he will ask...You feel like you have been stuck in the back of a station wagon with a kindergarten loan shark and no one will stop the car so you can kick the little tot to the curb.
"Do you have my money?"
"Did you make the deposit?"
"Can I cash the check?"
He systematically wears your mental psyche down until you can no longer take it and you begin teetering on the brink of insanity. He stops right at the point of you twiddling your fingers on your dangling bottom lip because he knows if the men in little white coats lock you up in a mental institution he won't get his money.
He backs down only to bring in the hired guns.
Yes, My Mom is on his payroll.
"Hi darling, how is Dallas. I am so happy for you. By the way..."
"Do you have your Father's money?"
"He is driving me crazy."
"Do you have the money to give him?"
"Call when you have the money."
The little gypsy is getting a percentage of the take.
Its been twelve hours since I borrowed the cashola and I am already thinking about knocking over a convenient store.
Blondes hate bad loans!!
12.01.2008
Bozo the Blonde
OK..so this weekend was grey and cold and I felt like lightening things up a bit. More to the point, I tried to lighten my own hair.
My color turned orange!! I looked like a clown gone rogue!
So...to kill two birds with one stone, I decided to pay my traffic fines and head straight to the salon, for an emergency correction, since it was on the way.
I paid my tickets, fixed my hair and got my nails done.
Its a gorgeous day, I am looking fine, I turn up the tunes and cruise back home.
And, Bam!!!
I was pulled over for cruising by the speed trap at a minimal 13 miles per hour.
It's the beginning of the December month and the road traps are everywhere.
I talked my way out of a second warning for inspection, registration, address change.
I would have been able to talk my way out of the speeding ticket but its understandably bonus time for the men in blue and they have Xmas shopping to do.
Normally I would be totally peeved about this second invasion of my driving time but my local peace officers but looking fab and on my way to Dallas tomorrow, I really have no care in the world.
I just look at it as supporting my community. With all the extra money the police have made from me this week, someone is getting a new bullet proof vest for the holidays.
Blondes aren't the only ones with their time of the month!!
My color turned orange!! I looked like a clown gone rogue!
So...to kill two birds with one stone, I decided to pay my traffic fines and head straight to the salon, for an emergency correction, since it was on the way.
I paid my tickets, fixed my hair and got my nails done.
Its a gorgeous day, I am looking fine, I turn up the tunes and cruise back home.
And, Bam!!!
I was pulled over for cruising by the speed trap at a minimal 13 miles per hour.
It's the beginning of the December month and the road traps are everywhere.
I talked my way out of a second warning for inspection, registration, address change.
I would have been able to talk my way out of the speeding ticket but its understandably bonus time for the men in blue and they have Xmas shopping to do.
Normally I would be totally peeved about this second invasion of my driving time but my local peace officers but looking fab and on my way to Dallas tomorrow, I really have no care in the world.
I just look at it as supporting my community. With all the extra money the police have made from me this week, someone is getting a new bullet proof vest for the holidays.
Blondes aren't the only ones with their time of the month!!
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