3.28.2008

Magazines 'harm male body image'

I found this article on BBC.com. I can't imagine anyone being influenced by bodies from a magazine.


Magazines 'harm male body image'


Younger men who read so-called "lads mags" could be psychologically harmed by the images of perfect male physiques they contain, research suggests.

Dr Giles said: "The message in typical lads' magazines is that you need to develop a muscular physique in order to attract a quality mate.

"Readers internalise this message, which creates anxieties about their actual bodies and leads to increasingly desperate attempts to modify them."

Blah, Blah, Blah



What is this world coming to?!

Men wanting to look like the models in magazines?!


Thank Gah women are immune to such superficiality!!!


Thump!!

Thump!

Is my sarcasm microphone working!!!

Testing!!

testing, 1, 2, 3!!



Blondes would never fall prey to false advertising!!

Wonder Lips

Poofy Lips are the new in thanks to Angelina and Brad. Everyone wants them and I am no exception.

I have seen bad lip work done, and quite frankly if you like kissing farm animals, aka. duck lips, than you should be fabulously happy knowing there is an endless supply.

I on the other hand opted for Bridget Bardot style lip ( if your not into french actresses than more like Tracy Lords--you do know Tracy?) and thus decided to have the fat extracted from my bum to have injected underneath the lip line for that sexy poof.

While the swelling was still in play I looked more like Kim Bassinger's character on the Simpsons but now I am all Bridget...ok, ok...more like Cameron Diaz but whatever.


My favorite part about my new pucker is knowing that everytime a man kisses me on the lips, he is actually kissing my ass...


Blondes love their ass kissed!!!

3.26.2008

The unSophisticat!!

My dear little Sophie cat if you consider the size of a dog house little for a cat.


My little trailer trash titty twitty cat. Its not her fault she didn't get to go onto kitty porn stardom and now eats twinkies and 3 cans of 9 lives a day to hide the pain.

Poor darling can't get around her belly to save her life. She has a bum that she should clean on her own but unfortunately Miss Sophie hasn't seen said private part since her infamous days as the star of 'Pussy will Oh, Oh Oh!!'.


She knows its there and occasionally she tries to find it. She digs her claws in deep into the carpet and tries to inch her head way past the rolls of fat and fur from her neck to her belly to achieve her goal of pure cat clean but alas her poundage is cruel and only rolls to the side to tease Miss Sophie and than it jiggles back in place. The sheer force of the weight dislodges her dug in claw and she is thrown back in a sea lion like spread only to cover up her faux pas by licking the air a few times.


Will someone stop the spectacle and go get a handy wipe for the feline fatastrophe!!


Blondes hate to see a Diva have to beg!!

Old Band Aids

Yes..that's right...old band aids.

Do you keep?

No you don't. Why?! besides being totally gross. Duh!!

Because you don't need them to remind you of every little boob-boo you got growing up.


The big ones leave scars and you remember from these scars not to do certain stupid things again..like oh say..ride the handle bar of your sisters bike going 30 miles an hour down a gravely hill.


or making your sister play Oscar the Grouch in the trash can. Its all fun and games until the can tips over and someone's head gets cracked over a rock.

I loved Oscar!!


You can't open old wounds that have healed unless you dig deep enough, but than isn't that just creating a new one?!!

Didn't your Mom ever tell you not to pick at the scab...makes me cringe just to write that word..yuk!!

Uh Hello, I'm a blonde in case you haven't been paying attention...sometimes I trip up...its part of my nature..but at least I pick myself up, dust myself off, and learn not ride handle bars down the hill...well at least not the same hill!!

So don't go asking me to dig up old wounds. I am blonde..I don't have any!!


Blondes don't go deeper than the root!!

3.25.2008

I don't want to eat crow!!



OK...so my idiot friend who only thinks of himself and not the plight of all humanity has decided to go on a business trip to N.C. and cannot fly to Austin to return the sweater!!

Which means I will have to go back into that store to return the sweater and let them exchange it for clothes found online!!

I hate that!!

I hate store credit because it is downright extortion. It's legalized money bullying....making me buy something I don't want to buy!!

It is clearly fortunate for these money mongers that I found something I like on their online store and can exchange the sweater. Although they are forcing me to buy a matching beach bag with the extra credit left and I have to pay for shipping.


Considering everything I have recently been through...I just don't feel like taking on the world this week...


I will take the crow sauteed with wilted spinach, please....


Blondes hate having to swallow their pride!!