2.29.2008

Its not a Boxter but it will do...I guess....sigh...

Ignorance is Bliss

after 8 hours of researching everything from Canaan to the Zionist movement, and reading personal blogs of people caught in the middle of war...


I have come to one conclusion:



How very sad...how very, very sad......



Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems,
You shall possess the good of the earth and sun, (there are millions
of suns left,)
You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through
the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books,
You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me,
You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self.

Walt Whitman



Blondes still have a lot to learn, as well we all do!!! Peace Y'all!!!

Happy Leap Year!!

In the English speaking a world, it is a tradition that women may propose marriage only on leap years. While it has been argued that the tradition was initiated by Saint Patrick or Brigid of Kildare in 5th century Ireland, it is dubious as the tradition has not been attested before the 19th century [7]. Supposedly, a 1288 law by Queen Margaret of Scotland (then age five and living in Norway), required that fines be levied if a marriage proposal was refused by the man; compensation ranged from a kiss to £1 to a silk gown, in order to soften the blow.


I am proposing marriage to all of you!!


Refuse me!!


Now!! Go buy me a present!!



Blondes don't mind rejection!!

2.28.2008

Don't hate me because I will pay to be beautiful

Hate me because I can get a man to pay to make me beautiful.
You would think as a woman I would have the common sense to be appalled that someone I am dating wants to augment me.

Hmmm...Nope..Augment away!!


My eyes just go wide and I get all giddy inside thinking about it


I just don't have a problem with someone wanting to help me be a better version of myself.


After all, isn't that what we all should aspire to anyway. Being a better
version of ourselves whether its from the inside out to the outside in.



Blondes know they are fabulous any way!!

Superman's Super Sperm

Unless your planning an army of minions to battle the evils of bad fashion sense. I say plug it up for the next girl!!




This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Blonde!!

Sicko II

I just watched Michael Moore's movie Sicko and I find myself running a parallel story.

It has been several weeks and I am trying to procure a new ride for myself. Since I have always paid cash for my cars and I need to re-establish some credit after a falling down, I thought I would try credit. I filled out the online application and boom I was sent a blank check.

Now due to some incompetency on the loan sharks side of the pool, I was not getting the amount I needed to buy the car I wanted. I would have to settle for a SAAB convertible and while I would look absolutely cute in it...I want my Boxter with the fancy rims..probably not a smart move but than again when was the blonde ever smart about choices when it came to styling herself.

Anyhoo..

My rate was a little high, ok truth be told it was drastically high and so I inquired as to why.

WHAT?!!

Medical collections?!@!

Apparently the bills to my hospital visits for two bike wrecks are being disputed by the insurance company and while in dispute resolution, the medical malfeasance have the right to put it on my credit report!!

I have the right to dispute all the negative impact of foulness by hate mongers with the big 3 credit agencies which I will pursue with a vengeance..bastards!!!

On a better note I have since learned you can negotiate your interest rate with th bank..so far I have had them drop it 3 points...so with a little persistent I might be driving my baby in no time.

If not ...there is always the SAAB!!


Blondes look good in anything!!

2.27.2008

It's a woman's Perogative

to change her mind....isn't it?

Isn't it everyone's privilege to change their mind? This is more an issue of maturity rather than morality. It's like getting caught embezzling funds from your company. It may have seemed like it was alright, you weren't harming anyone, and you actually improved your quality of living but after thinking about it in club fed...you might decide you rather not embezzle again based on the experience....

or are you now just being a hypocrite?


hypocrisy
1
: a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion


hypocrite
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings


Hhmmmmm...we will explore this and many more subjects in the following weeks!!



Peeps..your going to have to bare with me for in light of a recent trip to New York, the elections, a guy I kind of like and freaking Mensa....I am putting on my brunette wig and glasses and going smart

SSHHHHH....don't tell anyone, this is totally not permanent....

Blondes don't like being wiggy!!!

2.22.2008

Nope!!!

Still not funny!!

I am in severe writers block at the moment

I had something funny last night but forgot to write it down and..

POOF!!

Out of my head!!



Blondes brains aren't meant for memory!!