2.29.2008
Ignorance is Bliss
after 8 hours of researching everything from Canaan to the Zionist movement, and reading personal blogs of people caught in the middle of war...
I have come to one conclusion:
How very sad...how very, very sad......
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems,
You shall possess the good of the earth and sun, (there are millions
of suns left,)
You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through
the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books,
You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me,
You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self.
Walt Whitman
Blondes still have a lot to learn, as well we all do!!! Peace Y'all!!!
I have come to one conclusion:
How very sad...how very, very sad......
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems,
You shall possess the good of the earth and sun, (there are millions
of suns left,)
You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through
the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books,
You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me,
You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self.
Walt Whitman
Blondes still have a lot to learn, as well we all do!!! Peace Y'all!!!
Happy Leap Year!!
In the English speaking a world, it is a tradition that women may propose marriage only on leap years. While it has been argued that the tradition was initiated by Saint Patrick or Brigid of Kildare in 5th century Ireland, it is dubious as the tradition has not been attested before the 19th century [7]. Supposedly, a 1288 law by Queen Margaret of Scotland (then age five and living in Norway), required that fines be levied if a marriage proposal was refused by the man; compensation ranged from a kiss to £1 to a silk gown, in order to soften the blow.
I am proposing marriage to all of you!!
Refuse me!!
Now!! Go buy me a present!!
Blondes don't mind rejection!!
I am proposing marriage to all of you!!
Refuse me!!
Now!! Go buy me a present!!
Blondes don't mind rejection!!
2.28.2008
Don't hate me because I will pay to be beautiful
Hate me because I can get a man to pay to make me beautiful.
You would think as a woman I would have the common sense to be appalled that someone I am dating wants to augment me.
Hmmm...Nope..Augment away!!
My eyes just go wide and I get all giddy inside thinking about it
I just don't have a problem with someone wanting to help me be a better version of myself.
After all, isn't that what we all should aspire to anyway. Being a better
version of ourselves whether its from the inside out to the outside in.
Blondes know they are fabulous any way!!
You would think as a woman I would have the common sense to be appalled that someone I am dating wants to augment me.
Hmmm...Nope..Augment away!!
My eyes just go wide and I get all giddy inside thinking about it
I just don't have a problem with someone wanting to help me be a better version of myself.
After all, isn't that what we all should aspire to anyway. Being a better
version of ourselves whether its from the inside out to the outside in.
Blondes know they are fabulous any way!!
Superman's Super Sperm
Unless your planning an army of minions to battle the evils of bad fashion sense. I say plug it up for the next girl!!
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Blonde!!
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Blonde!!
Sicko II
I just watched Michael Moore's movie Sicko and I find myself running a parallel story.
It has been several weeks and I am trying to procure a new ride for myself. Since I have always paid cash for my cars and I need to re-establish some credit after a falling down, I thought I would try credit. I filled out the online application and boom I was sent a blank check.
Now due to some incompetency on the loan sharks side of the pool, I was not getting the amount I needed to buy the car I wanted. I would have to settle for a SAAB convertible and while I would look absolutely cute in it...I want my Boxter with the fancy rims..probably not a smart move but than again when was the blonde ever smart about choices when it came to styling herself.
Anyhoo..
My rate was a little high, ok truth be told it was drastically high and so I inquired as to why.
WHAT?!!
Medical collections?!@!
Apparently the bills to my hospital visits for two bike wrecks are being disputed by the insurance company and while in dispute resolution, the medical malfeasance have the right to put it on my credit report!!
I have the right to dispute all the negative impact of foulness by hate mongers with the big 3 credit agencies which I will pursue with a vengeance..bastards!!!
On a better note I have since learned you can negotiate your interest rate with th bank..so far I have had them drop it 3 points...so with a little persistent I might be driving my baby in no time.
If not ...there is always the SAAB!!
Blondes look good in anything!!
It has been several weeks and I am trying to procure a new ride for myself. Since I have always paid cash for my cars and I need to re-establish some credit after a falling down, I thought I would try credit. I filled out the online application and boom I was sent a blank check.
Now due to some incompetency on the loan sharks side of the pool, I was not getting the amount I needed to buy the car I wanted. I would have to settle for a SAAB convertible and while I would look absolutely cute in it...I want my Boxter with the fancy rims..probably not a smart move but than again when was the blonde ever smart about choices when it came to styling herself.
Anyhoo..
My rate was a little high, ok truth be told it was drastically high and so I inquired as to why.
WHAT?!!
Medical collections?!@!
Apparently the bills to my hospital visits for two bike wrecks are being disputed by the insurance company and while in dispute resolution, the medical malfeasance have the right to put it on my credit report!!
I have the right to dispute all the negative impact of foulness by hate mongers with the big 3 credit agencies which I will pursue with a vengeance..bastards!!!
On a better note I have since learned you can negotiate your interest rate with th bank..so far I have had them drop it 3 points...so with a little persistent I might be driving my baby in no time.
If not ...there is always the SAAB!!
Blondes look good in anything!!
2.27.2008
It's a woman's Perogative
to change her mind....isn't it?
Isn't it everyone's privilege to change their mind? This is more an issue of maturity rather than morality. It's like getting caught embezzling funds from your company. It may have seemed like it was alright, you weren't harming anyone, and you actually improved your quality of living but after thinking about it in club fed...you might decide you rather not embezzle again based on the experience....
or are you now just being a hypocrite?
hypocrisy
1: a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion
hypocrite
Blondes don't like being wiggy!!!
Isn't it everyone's privilege to change their mind? This is more an issue of maturity rather than morality. It's like getting caught embezzling funds from your company. It may have seemed like it was alright, you weren't harming anyone, and you actually improved your quality of living but after thinking about it in club fed...you might decide you rather not embezzle again based on the experience....
or are you now just being a hypocrite?
hypocrisy
1: a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion
hypocrite
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
Hhmmmmm...we will explore this and many more subjects in the following weeks!!
Peeps..your going to have to bare with me for in light of a recent trip to New York, the elections, a guy I kind of like and freaking Mensa....I am putting on my brunette wig and glasses and going smart
SSHHHHH....don't tell anyone, this is totally not permanent....
Hhmmmmm...we will explore this and many more subjects in the following weeks!!
Peeps..your going to have to bare with me for in light of a recent trip to New York, the elections, a guy I kind of like and freaking Mensa....I am putting on my brunette wig and glasses and going smart
SSHHHHH....don't tell anyone, this is totally not permanent....
Blondes don't like being wiggy!!!
2.22.2008
Nope!!!
Still not funny!!
I am in severe writers block at the moment
I had something funny last night but forgot to write it down and..
POOF!!
Out of my head!!
Blondes brains aren't meant for memory!!
I am in severe writers block at the moment
I had something funny last night but forgot to write it down and..
POOF!!
Out of my head!!
Blondes brains aren't meant for memory!!
2.19.2008
Word of the Day from Craigslist Creep of the Week
Loving Couple Seeks Third For Triad - mw4w - 27
We are committed to each other, and have been in a long term relationship for 6 years. We are interested in starting a polyfidelitous triad with the right person.
We have never tried this before, so we would like to take it easy and find someone who is looking for a long term commitment, and is willing to move slow and help us with communication issues.
We don't really expect to find anyone here, but posting for the heck of it. Let us know if you are interested, and we'll send you some pics of ourselves.
I can make up stuff too!!!
My threesome has a new name...its...poly blah blah blah
My threesome has another name its t-r-i-a-d-blah
Oh I wish I had it every day
cuz if you ask me
why I will say
your an idiot!!!!
Blondes think three is one too many!!
Don't Waste Food
"Via, What are you doing?"
"What..I don't like the bottom part of it"
"Stop wasting food"
"I am not!"
"Only take what you can eat"
"Mother, I am..I just don't like the bottom part on that and that was too sicky sweet to finish"
"Stop wasting food when there are people who are starving in this world"
"Mother, me not finishing an inch worth of cake is not going to effect the starving unless..."
"What?"
"I know!! Lets take the two bites of food out of the disposal and mail it to the starving. Do you have an address?!"
"Not funny"
"not as funny as your statement but I try"
Starving people are never funny but thinking somehow not finishing the food on your plate will help is ridiculous!!!
Blondes would get fat if they ate on behalf of the whole world!!
"What..I don't like the bottom part of it"
"Stop wasting food"
"I am not!"
"Only take what you can eat"
"Mother, I am..I just don't like the bottom part on that and that was too sicky sweet to finish"
"Stop wasting food when there are people who are starving in this world"
"Mother, me not finishing an inch worth of cake is not going to effect the starving unless..."
"What?"
"I know!! Lets take the two bites of food out of the disposal and mail it to the starving. Do you have an address?!"
"Not funny"
"not as funny as your statement but I try"
Starving people are never funny but thinking somehow not finishing the food on your plate will help is ridiculous!!!
Blondes would get fat if they ate on behalf of the whole world!!
2.15.2008
Love is in the Hair
conversations from my mate in D-town:
how was your date to the theatre?
The theatre was not half as fun as being with you or probably anything you did
Did you get anything for your trouble?
if i told you you wouldn't believe it lol. did you?
tell me, tell me...I will believe you
ok she lays her head on my shoulder on the couch for like ever, then she rolls me off of her, ok sits me up and starts the blow job special. but i notice she has gum, oh well she knows what she is doing. She does a pretty good job then after I cum and she gets up gum is ( i know this sounds impossible) but stuck to my balls like under neath and also stuck to her hair. She cant get up, pulls and pulls OUCH and finally gets lose and then has to cut gum out of her hair!
Unbelievable
are you going to call her again?
Well to be honest, I think it deserves a sympathy call don't you? I mean she has to just be mortified and I would like to give her a chance to make a cum back.
Was she a blonde?
Yes!
Blondes love happy endings!!!
how was your date to the theatre?
The theatre was not half as fun as being with you or probably anything you did
Did you get anything for your trouble?
if i told you you wouldn't believe it lol. did you?
tell me, tell me...I will believe you
ok she lays her head on my shoulder on the couch for like ever, then she rolls me off of her, ok sits me up and starts the blow job special. but i notice she has gum, oh well she knows what she is doing. She does a pretty good job then after I cum and she gets up gum is ( i know this sounds impossible) but stuck to my balls like under neath and also stuck to her hair. She cant get up, pulls and pulls OUCH and finally gets lose and then has to cut gum out of her hair!
Unbelievable
are you going to call her again?
Well to be honest, I think it deserves a sympathy call don't you? I mean she has to just be mortified and I would like to give her a chance to make a cum back.
Was she a blonde?
Yes!
Blondes love happy endings!!!
Roses are Red
and how many of you thought to send me any?
HHhhmmmmmm...
Which brings me to the finer points of dating and the lack of effort men are putting into it these days and I blame the feminists.
If you didn't even bother to send me flowers on Valentine's Day just consider yourself dismissed from this whole affair.
and for the one thoughtful enough to send me flowers.....
You are worth every penny you spend on me!!!
Blondes like boys who buy flowers!!!
HHhhmmmmmm...
Which brings me to the finer points of dating and the lack of effort men are putting into it these days and I blame the feminists.
If you didn't even bother to send me flowers on Valentine's Day just consider yourself dismissed from this whole affair.
and for the one thoughtful enough to send me flowers.....
You are worth every penny you spend on me!!!
Blondes like boys who buy flowers!!!
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