Cuffing? Seriously Match?
I have a love/hate relationship with Match.
Mostly hate Match because of the guys but love Match because of the stories I get to write about the guys.
So thank you.
Still not giving you free ads, biatch.
So this time is purely for enjoyment and stories.
So let's get into it:
Right off the bat, met up with married men who lies like an Aubusson rug at Saks.
Smooth as silk, but lit with a match would have a stench.
This guy was not worth a match, his carpet is made of polyester and he melted under all his lies.
Do I feel sorry for his wife? No, it is not like she is my friend. I could care less.
Will I see this dude again?
The question mark was sarcasm.
But if you are in for some really incredible golf clubs...this guy hand makes them out of a small warehouse here in lil' ole Texas.
I have more stories, like the super-stoned psychiatrist with a successful family mental health practice.
The Blonde is back on Match!