Thank the powers of the dead for allowing me to have a 6 digit balance in the bank. I now have the opportunity to check out some primo hotels while on the lamb from psycho wife.
Why on earth would a woman who found out her husband had a necrophiliac bed romp want to save her marriage and blame the undead?
....And to have the audacity to try and knock down my hotel door?
Apparently this chick has a detective that has been following the hubbie and now following me!
I had to upgrade to a five star ZaZa just to make sure I have ample security.
Meanwhile, I have no address to ship my coffin to. It is ready with some awesome features but I need to find a warehouse before I can test it out. I will try to post pics once I find a place to have it delivered.
So, next week...I will be traveling to Europe to the Czech Republic to have my long awaited super cash cow sexcepade with a Count. I will be flying in a G5 but unfortunately I will be stuck in a luggage compartment. Its fin..I have my souped up Bentley corpse box for the ride.
I have had a day of quiet time and reflection and find the living need to relax and chill about their lives.
Honestly, how would you like to be dead and running around with no morality code to work with since God, heaven and hell are all a no-go?!
Yeah, you are right...
It is kind of awesome....
The BlonDeaD is headed to the club house for cocktails.