Sometimes a dead girl just has to get out of her coffin and cause some havoc in the hood.
How many weeks did I sit there and wait in my shipping vessel for the arranged pickup?!!
A really, really long time!
I never did get the transaction with the Count completed but he is about to get a sweet visitation from me and he better 'Coffer Up!!'
I think he will pay up considering I have his correspondance and video-unpublished.
I am planning my excursion now why I sit in a coffee house late at night. I am also reading the Prague version of "The Post". Technically, I do not read Czech or Romanian so I am more or less enjoying the pictures of my funeral box in the paper.
It is a bit ironic that I would get discovered, again, this close to Transylvania.
Actually, Prague is 12 hours from the Dracula Castle of Romania which is a giant tourist trap but t is as close to Transylvania as someone can be unless they translate the words literally and find out Transylvania just means 'beyond the woods' and they sit somewhere in the woods just beyond.
Speaking of the beyond...this Blonde unDeaD is about to rent a motocross bike and head off in the direction of the Count's estate after this brief update to you.
So, about Prague!
One it is gorgeous and I highly recommend the trip. I personally flew in a Citation and was docked in Plzen Line airport for all these weeks. Finally, I just had to bust out. I did not realize how long I was in my comfy dead bed since the undead do not feel time. I had run out of juice on my electronics and so really just laid in stiff until I thought it was quiet enough to move around and get out.
A guard on night duty spotted me getting out of the casket -which by the way- they had in an ice cold meat locker of a room.
I could see frost on some of the boxes they had stacked me in with. How utterly rude to treat the dead this way. I am not a side of cattle nor smuggled sausage.
I could not very well take a car and driver so I stole a motor car and dumped it just before the small town I am in. I would tell you but it seems I am on the run and need to keep a low profile of exact places for the moment.
I do not know where the Count is but I need to find him because, not only does he owe money for the cancelled transaction but he better figure out how to get back my pimped out mobile sarcophagus!
BlonDead needs her ride back!