Andy Garcia makes me melt every time I watch him in any movie. But the one movie that makes me fall to my knees praying I could find a man like him is when he plays the character in "When a Man Loves a Woman".
I know its is just a movie but lately that is what I use to fill my heart with. I can't find it so I watch it in films. I watch the romantic, perfect. made for movies and not at all like real life love I crave.
I craved it so much that I fell for an italian race car driver that said all the right things in the beginning and I fell for it.
And then his words started to fall away from the man he really was and so I fell away from him.
His accent was cute in the beginning but when he started to talk about things less romantic, his voice started to sound like nails scraping on the proverbial chalkboard.
For the following statements, use an Italian accent in your head.....
" My wife was not good looking."
"I do not know why I married her"
Are you sticking to the Italian accent in your head?
"I am so kinky and my wife would not allow me another woman. I think you and I should have another woman with us."
"You know my Mother was an italian model but she married such an ugly man. "
"I love women so much. I adore them and love making love with them. I think we should try anal sex. I think you would really like iiiitttt."
"You know when I lived in South Africa, I lived with two girls and we made love together and they wanted to have my babies."
OK..you can kill the italian accent. It is me again.
What a pratt!!
He was italian but drove stock cars and he sucked at it. Never made it in the top 10 position sin any race. he had two accidents and said he quit.
I think the sponsor ditched your loosing streak.
By the way, women are following the sponsor and ditching you left and right.
After all, you did show me all the photos of the pretty girls who no longer found your accent any more attactive than I did after your word vomit about anal sex.
The Blonde hates Italian anyway...too many carbs and no substance to keep me going!!!!!!