I have to set the story for you or the great parts will get lost without context.
I live in a hood where homes do not fall under a million bucks. I am not bragging, just showing you country hicks can invade anywhere.
A new neighbor moved in a year ago and has since built one of those hideous barbeque slash pool house slash left no money room to build a decently high end fence. They also hung a tyco tree chair in the front yard to make sure all the neighbors know they are new parents.
We know, we just do not care.
This is not a neighborhood where anyone is neighborly. There is reason for all the fences and the homes built back from the drive.
This dick wad's Grandmother died and left the grandchildren a pretty penny and so he and his wife were able to afford the house and the remodel and now think their wad does not stink--sort of like the Kardashians but on Texas steroids.
Oh yes, one more thing...
It is in my opinion, this is that guy, back in college,
who liked getting girls drunk to the point of oblivion and having sex
with them while they were unconscious and then brag to his buddies that
he just banged the hot chick from chem class.
OK setting complete, now for the story:
Come 4th of July we bought fireworks to celebrate a very special soldier's first 4th of July since his return from the middle east--and no I will not capitalize a geographical area where woman are considered expendable but I digress....
Not the second pop of a firecracker went off before this bloated-belly, bourbon, drinking, dick wad comes over...
"Uh, y'all need to pack it in. I have a kid I need to lay down and sleep."
By the way this was at 9pm at night and remember only one firecracker went off.
I also had some some Shiners in me and booya, my mouth had some fireworks of its own.
"Fuck you and the hillbilly horse you rode in on and get the F...off my property! These soldiers just got back from Afghanistan and they don't sleep until after midnight. It is one night a year...Maybe instead of the fancy barbeque, you should have saved up for double pane windows and sound proof walls for hillbilly junior."
Seriously, we bought $150 worth of fireworks that would not last more than 15 minutes. This dick could have stuck it out.
"Hey, I was just trying to be a gentleman," dick wad said.
My response, "No your not. A gentleman would have introduced himself and ask politely but this is your second time coming over here demanding something, you have no business to demand. Now get your fat ass off my property"
Before all this happened, anytime his wife drove by in her gas guzzling, I am a true, Texas, Bush loving, dislike Obama because he is a Muslim Republican Chevy Suburban.....she never once looked my way. She always turned her head but today...
Guess who gave me the stare down?!
Wife of Bourbon Billy!!!
I just kept looking at her with that look of "Really?" It was two weeks ago and you still have a hard on for me? I was over you with the echo of my last F you to your husband.
The problem with Americans is we don't tell people what we feel. I do but most do not and so that sentiment just starts stewing in their little heads and it comes out in stupid passive aggressive ways.
I much rather someone roll down there window and let's get a verbal get on and than be done with it.
We now both no where we stand. I don'[t like you. You do not like me. Let's agree to ignore each other like we always have.
But stare downs from now on, really?
The Blonde will start getting her middle finger ready for some flicking action!!!