Apparently I do not have to go off to international waters. I just need to be 3 miles off shore and weighted properly to sink in 600 ft of water. And no funeral director is required. No casket is required. Just a dead body with a toe tag and some decent cement shoes.
Bonus for me on the charter boat and and dingy mark. I can just wait to die on the boat and be dropped mafia style 600 ft below.
Please God let it not be off the shores of the ugliest beach in the world known as the Gulf Coast.
The Blonde is resting at peace right now because she saved a bundle on burial costs!