I am seasoned and inducted into the Hall of Fame of Best Date Ever!
Are you an idiot?
I know every dating nuance there is known to man.
When a man hits heavy and hard with living together before meeting me..I know that fizzles out quicker than the bubbles on a warm soda popped open and then refrigerated.
You left me with a fare to no where because the fantasy picture you painted in your head was tainted by reality?
I have been calling you without reciprocation on your part all of the sudden...
And as if you think I have a learning disability, you bragged about dates you had for the weekend?
Now correct me if I am wrong...but I think its not very gentlemanly to have a girl fork over money for a ticket and you continue to date on weekends.
At least hold off on the cattle drive until the chick comes...
to your city and than if it is a no go...
By all means
go for the gusto
Tanto!!
I have not met you...why would I care?
The minute you spilled the beans on issues with your Mother...I knew...
find another plan girlfriend
and I have!!!
The Blonde hasn't been a newbie since she was 17!!!
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