12.23.2011

Kris Kringle again with a Murder Attempt

What has it been?
Five years and counting that my Mother tries to murder someone during the holidays.

This time, I was too wise for her attempts and foiled her plans to give my 'German' medicinal powder to help my with allergies.

But she is not one to give up so quickly.
If she can;t murder me, she will go after the unsuspecting victim.

My Father.

My Father is deadly allergic to nuts.

And what does Mother do?

Claim she did not have cinnamon available and so she grounded up cinnamon sticks in the same grinder that she grounded nuts in a few months prior.

She innocently baked the cookies and said, "Here dear. I made you cookies. The ones you love."

My Dad bit into one and his throat seized up.

I think my Mother is testing out her murder attempts on the family.

Not enough to kill us but enough to know she can get away with it in the event she really wants to off someone.

Who she is aiming for is any one's guess.

So during the holidays...watch the offerings from my Mother.

Happy and safe Holidays from the Blonde!!

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