I Am Doomed
The Lone Star Suck
Some things do not change...even if you are undead. It is true today as it was fucking in 2011 when I first wrote this.
And before I undied.
I am doomed to be alone unless I find another way to find a date.
Where am I supposed to drum up viable dating options?
The online dating site is nothing but a plethora of liars, losers, and deadbeats who have nothing better to do during their bored time at work.
I have no choice but to join gym.
I have to find the right gym.
Last one I joined was in Houston and it was in the gay zone of town.
Lesbians had some fun in the steam room while I got completely grossed out.
Texas men suck..no doubt about it...this southern girl can not do the south western bullshit.
I am going to die...
Please, please someone from a real world come save me.
The Blonde needs you!!
I love finding my diary from when I was alive. Makes me feel fucking awesome for being undead!
Men suck but now I can kill them.
The blonde chants Hoorah dead dicks!!!