Back Away From the Spray

Vanity has hit the masses of men and tanning spray is their demise.

Its one thing to watch the fools on FOX TV sport the new orange made popular by Snookie but its a completely an unacceptable doctrine when its sported by a man I pluck off the internet to meet up with me at a sacred 5 star eatery of mine.


If you ae going to fake tan, learn these lessons.

Rub it in.

Really rub it in.


Wash your hands.

Really wash your hands.

And more importantly, Men; remember bronzer and sunless tanner follows the rule of white shoes. 

Never after Labor Day!!

The Blonde is standing firm!!! 

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