9.01.2009

A Dog, Some Wine, and the Pantless Chef

Breathe Bitch!!!!

Rough estimate time line...

Arrive 7pm Toronto

8pm Arrive penthouse

8:05pm
Pet dog

8:10pm
Glass of wine

8:30pm
Dinner

9:00pm
Another glass of wine

9:10pm Chef takes pants off

9:15pm
Blonde really laughing

9:20pm Naked Chef dances with apron

Fuzzy Blonde laughing and wheezing

Fuzzy Blonde wheezing, gasping for air


Blonde is passed out

Ambulance

Blonde wakes up

Breathes

Goes to bed

9am wheezing begins

Gasping

Pharmacy no inhaler

Clinic waiting room

10am Ambulance

11am Emergency room

11:30 Blonde breathing

Noon
Chef thoroughly freaked out calls travel agency

Afternoon Blonde dumped at airport

Plane is broken

Wait for mechanics

Plane fixed

Miss connection in Chicago

Crying

Crying

Find hotel stay over night

Blonde cries herself to sleep

Gets up and gets on plane

Next day Noon Arrive in Austin

12:15
Margaritas with the Captain

3pm Lunch with Agusto

3:30 swap clothes out and repack

8pm
in Houston


Yesterday
Shopping

Today
Drink wine and forget everything that happened.


The Blonde doesn't know what else to say!!

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