Breathe Bitch!!!!
Rough estimate time line...
Arrive 7pm Toronto
8pm Arrive penthouse
8:05pm Pet dog
8:10pm Glass of wine
8:30pm Dinner
9:00pm Another glass of wine
9:10pm Chef takes pants off
9:15pm Blonde really laughing
9:20pm Naked Chef dances with apron
Fuzzy Blonde laughing and wheezing
Fuzzy Blonde wheezing, gasping for air
Blonde is passed out
Ambulance
Blonde wakes up
Breathes
Goes to bed
9am wheezing begins
Gasping
Pharmacy no inhaler
Clinic waiting room
10am Ambulance
11am Emergency room
11:30 Blonde breathing
Noon Chef thoroughly freaked out calls travel agency
Afternoon Blonde dumped at airport
Plane is broken
Wait for mechanics
Plane fixed
Miss connection in Chicago
Crying
Crying
Find hotel stay over night
Blonde cries herself to sleep
Gets up and gets on plane
Next day Noon Arrive in Austin
12:15 Margaritas with the Captain
3pm Lunch with Agusto
3:30 swap clothes out and repack
8pm in Houston
Yesterday Shopping
Today Drink wine and forget everything that happened.
The Blonde doesn't know what else to say!!
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