1.12.2009

The Sweet and Sour of Arm Candy

Would you think it’s a special relationship if the guy said he would dump you if he ever had to beg for a blowjob? I am sure a man would find it special to get an 'on demand' oral, but to a Blonde, this kind of statement sums up the character of the man I was seeing and just how special he thought I was.


Arm Candy is expendable!!


He has told me numerous times to look internally at the fault of our break up and I have come to the conclusion that we were equally to blame for this train wreck. He asked me to move in so quickly that we really never had the time to get to know each other. I found myself in a stranger's house trying to make the best of it. I wrote most of the time, sipping a bottle of wine throughout the day and finding I really had no connection to this guy I just moved in with.

He spent the day downstairs working, napping off his zanax, and asking for command oral performances, whenever I walked in the room.


Arm Candy has no other purpose!!

I was playing a blind man’s sport to catch what mood he might be in anytime during the day and I felt as if I had to walk on eggshells throughout the whole affair. Anytime we had a conversation, he would inevitably misinterpret things I would say, so I became frustrated and I just ended up letting him believe it was all my error just to save the peace.


Arm Candy should not have original thoughts!!


He sent me home from a holiday just because I had the audacity to joke around that I was bored and lonely having to tour the town alone while he napped.


Arm Candy does not have the right to complain!!


He was a very serious man with little humor in him and my free spirited and flaky mouth seemed to irritate him. He had little tolerance for my personality or anything beyond my being pretty.


Arm candy should just sit and look sweet.


I learned a very valuable lesson the hard way. You cannot rush into a relationship and expect an easy transition into a long term commitment without having a full understanding of each other to be able to create a harmonious communion.


I also learned that being Arm Candy is hard to swallow!!


The Blonde will find the yin to her yang eventually!!

1 comment:

  1. I once dated a woman who said I "wasn't assertive enough" because I never asked her for a blowjob.

    Why didn't I ask? Because she had said that he didn't like oral sex.

    There's no pleasing some people...

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