We will write the wrong year on our checks for the next month and a half
Twice as many people will be working out in a sad attempt to achieve the top spot of resolutions
Department stores will log a significantly large number of returned bad present choices
Christmas tree carcasses will line neighborhood driveways until trash day
Scraggly old poinsettias will linger long after their expiration because of the pretty foil and ribbon
DWI lawyers will have an excess of clients to pacify
Credit card companies will hit the lottery on late fees
Novelty hats and tooters will collect dust until Valentines Days
and the maggly meated bone of the spiral ham will finally be tossed out
Welcome to 2009, where everything is new and nothing has changed!!
T
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