My Mother is Trying to Kill Me


Her chosen weapon this time is a mop and her newest concoction for cleaning the floors.

Lavender, which I am highly allergic too (if your remember she gave me lavender tea in the last attempt) is supposedly anti-bacterial. She read a blip in a paper somewhere about this handy 'green clean' and now the house floors are being doused with a healthy dose of lavender oil mixed with some other environment friendly detergent.

My throat is closing up...

My eyes are getting blurry...

I can't breathe...

Blondes need fresh air!!!

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