I slept with all the candidates after each one promised to be the best lay I ever had.
Hillary sucked at oral
John had no rhythm
Barack didn't know what to do with his hands
No way I am getting an orgasm out of any of these guys. The only way for this Blonde to achieve a political climax is to put fresh batteries in a vibrator and call it a day!!
So why on earth would I want to end my evening talking about a bunch of bad lays.
I have more important issues to deal with in this country, such as getting a bill passed that port-a-potties at live music venues should be required to have hand sanitizer!!
Blondes wash their hands of the whole affair!!!