7.10.2008

Politics and Port-a-Potties

both stink.....

I slept with all the candidates after each one promised to be the best lay I ever had.

Promises

Promises

Promises

Hillary sucked at oral

John had no rhythm

and

Barack didn't know what to do with his hands


No way I am getting an orgasm out of any of these guys. The only way for this Blonde to achieve a political climax is to put fresh batteries in a vibrator and call it a day!!


So why on earth would I want to end my evening talking about a bunch of bad lays.

I have more important issues to deal with in this country, such as getting a bill passed that port-a-potties at live music venues should be required to have hand sanitizer!!


Blondes wash their hands of the whole affair!!!

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/10/2008

    you're really boring the life out of me

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  2. Anonymous7/10/2008

    aw wittle bwondie bimbo only wants positive feedback... throw a tantrum

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  3. Anonymous7/11/2008

    Well no candidate may flip your cookies ... but we're all gonna be f----- over & over by one of 'em. At least the current one's leaving!

    PS - The 2 prior anons have only had one original thought (between them) in the past year, and that one involved livestock

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