If you don't hear from me for awhile it will be because of my new digs in Guantanamo Bay.
I made the mistake of trolling for some freelance work when I stumbled upon a 'European' fashion designer about to launch a new collection in Houston and Dallas.
So I send her my pics and stats and I get an email back:
I am also a political activist. I need to know you don't have a problem with me being anti-Bush!
Umm...OK..designers are weird, so whatever.
I am not a fan of the past administration either.
Excellent. Let me tell you...
She sends me an email with her site's link which happens to be anti-Bush, war criminal hate monger web spewed stuff. There is no fashion I can find on her site and I am thinking to myself:
Where are the clothes?
I am now on a VIP list with backstage passes through Homeland Security because of this lying wench.
Politics and religion are not my bag, baby. Prada, Gucci, Chanel...they are the bags I carry!!
I am traveling this summer. I don't need the headache of being flagged for special searches. I can't get my conditioner in 3.5 oz bottles.
Blondes hate having their luggage swiped by security!!