7.16.2008

Blonde Moment 379

If you don't hear from me for awhile it will be because of my new digs in Guantanamo Bay.

I made the mistake of trolling for some freelance work when I stumbled upon a 'European' fashion designer about to launch a new collection in Houston and Dallas.

So I send her my pics and stats and I get an email back:

I am also a political activist. I need to know you don't have a problem with me being anti-Bush!

Umm...OK..designers are weird, so whatever.

I am not a fan of the past administration either.

Excellent. Let me tell you...

She sends me an email with her site's link which happens to be anti-Bush, war criminal hate monger web spewed stuff. There is no fashion I can find on her site and I am thinking to myself:

Where are the clothes?

Uh Oh!!

Great!!

Just great!!

I am now on a VIP list with backstage passes through Homeland Security because of this lying wench.

Politics and religion are not my bag, baby. Prada, Gucci, Chanel...they are the bags I carry!!



I am traveling this summer. I don't need the headache of being flagged for special searches. I can't get my conditioner in 3.5 oz bottles.

Ughhh!!!


Blondes hate having their luggage swiped by security!!

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