I recently had a little bit of fat injected into my lips to give me a sexy Bridget Bardot pout. I din't opt for the fake stuff because I didn't want to look like Daffy duck.
I have just noticed my lips aren't as pouty as before I went to NYC.
I ask myself...
Self, why are my lips getting thinner?
Are they losing weight?
I know I lost a few extra pounds running around New York on the one bag of fries I could afford, but this is ridiculous.
Lips should not lose weight.
Butts and thighs yes, lips no.
Can transplanted fat be lost?
Its so not fair!!
I already lost a boyfriend, you think I would get to keep my lips.
I am going to have to feed my lips tonight.
I need something meaty and juicy!!
I need a dinner date.
Blondes hate to eat alone!!