Greed E-bay

What the h- e- double hockey sticks is going on with people. Greedy, greedy people.

I recently inquired on a L.A.M.B. trench coat I liked on Ebay. Now knowing the seller had a peak interest from me, she raised the price of the coat.

What the Frack!!

"Hi, I noticed you raise the price of your coat."

"Why yes I did. I noticed how much you wanted it so I thought I would screw you out a few more dollars."

"Wow, I can't thank you enough. Money has been burning a hole in my pocket ever since I heard I am getting the $600 payola the gov is giving me not to hate Bush."

"Oh, really, no problem. I have some shoes you might want to. They totally aren't your size and I will price them high so I can buy a sweater for my parakeet."

"Forget the shoes...let me just buy the sweater for your bird. I will be at the pet store anyway buying cat food for myself"

Blondes don't pay anyone a compliment!!

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