I am at airport security check with my back-pack. I have my laptop, Diva, it has a big 'D' sticker on the top of it, and several notebooks. Everything is neatly stacked.
I put all my things in the cubbies:
lay my backpack down carefully
"Whose bag is this?"
"Mam, you can't have stuff on top the laptop."
But its only a sticker!
Blondes need to think first before speak!!