I tried once to make a romantic picnic.....once!!
It took me all day to find the perfect blanket.
Then it took more days to find matching picnic accessories
then I had to go to the grocery store
than I hunted for tiki torches
than my outfit...
drive to small park by the lake
romantic means I get sex
Ask people if I can have park to myself
wait for people to leave park
park is clear
start setting the mood
its hot
the grass is spiky
Mosquitoes
Is that spider
picnic table is icky
go to store
buy a tent
come back
its really hot
the grass is spiky
is that a huge spider?
freaking mosquitoes
get the food out
drink all the sangria
light the stupid tiki torches
cook the stupid food
get in the stupid tent
kiss the stupid boyfriend
hot
sticky
sweaty
eeewww ...on my pretty new picnic blanket
clean up stupid picnic stuff
go home
Romance to a blonde is room service at the Four Seasons...!!
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