12.20.2007

Somebody Slap me!!

So I am totally bored at work and have still been looking on craigslist but not for work..I am TROLLING the adult section under gigs and pretending I am 'girl for hire' but a very respectable..I mean expensive one..than again what do I know about prostitution!!

I tell you..I could not write this stuff myself..well...actually I am writing it but the guys part of the dialog is priceless..better than the married man on myspace!!!

I can't wait to make it a series of short films..once I get my DAMN CAMERA!!!

Exerts from the seedy arena of adult gigs:

Names have not been changed to protect the idiot ...who used his real name!

How big is the house, where is it located..
I am not really a maid but I can clean a house. I need the extra money.

Very nice photo, you look classy and nice. Would you be open to sensual massage and adult fun? Jimmy

How much?

$100

My Mom pays the maid for that and she just cleans

$100 every two weeks and maybe once a week? and I won't even make you clean?

Seems really low but this is Texas

$175 for once every two weeks and
$150 for once a week
and I don't clean....we are talking hand cleaning not clean inside and out.


Inside and out and I can only afford a hundred.....

The price is fixed..no negotiations


Okay I appreciate your honesty. I'll keep your email if I can budget that. Until then if you change your mind please let me know.

Thanks and hope you have a wonderful holiday,


and than he added his photo to the email..schmuckk!!

Blondes should not find things like this funny!!!

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