12.10.2007

Holy Crap its Xmas

Its begun....My Dad goes a little nuts on this holiday..he lines his lights exactly 1 1/2 inches apart around the windows ..each one straight as a soldier in formation. There will be a total of 5 trees

The Dickens Village tree--
The glass Bird menagerie tree
The fresh tree where only 3-6 tinsel strings may be applied
The Disney tree
and the prodigal grandson's tree

There will be 4 lighted reindeer outside
3 large wooden nutcrackers
2 train sets
and one x-mas scam:


phone call
Mother to Eldest daughter, "So your father only gave me so much for presents this year and I have to buy all these people gifts..I don't know how I can afford it all"

Eldest daughter to Mother, "Thats alright Mother you don't have to get me anything"

next phone call
Mother to youngest daughter, "So your father only gave me so much for presents this year and I have to buy all these people gifts..I don't how to afford it all"

Youngest daughter to Mother, "That's alright Mother you don't have to get me anything"

next phone call
Mother to middle daughter, "So your father only gave me so much for presents this year and I have to buy all these people gifts..I don't how to afford it all"

Middle daughter to Mother, "Thats alright Mother you don't have to get me anything"

so Christmas closes in and Mother has purchased nothing, Father scrambles to to buy last minute gifts and I hear mumbling on the phone in the background...something about a swiss bank account...

HAPPY BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAYS!!

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