11.05.2008
Yes You Did
CONGRATS OBAMA!!!
You can't blame whitey no mo!!!
Unfortunately, you still have rednecks and ultra church going conservative haters that were offensive and vulgar toward last night's winner.
Hopefully we can change them too!!
The Blonde says yes we can!!
11.04.2008
11.03.2008
Attempted Murder
My Mother who takes great pleasure in trying to kill me, over andover again!
I am busy pecking away on the computer, trying to finish the revisions to my book, and Mother comes hopping in from her garden and lays down a flat basket filled with garden goodies including a very smelly batch of chives on the desk right next to me and left the room.
I have no idea why other than she wants to kill me but doesn't actually want to witness it.
Immediately, I began to wheeze and gasp for air!!
"Mother, can you take your weeds off the desk please.
This is the library not the kitchen."
"Mother!"
"Mu--gasp, gasp!!"
Blondes need to watch other Blondes like a hawk!!
I am busy pecking away on the computer, trying to finish the revisions to my book, and Mother comes hopping in from her garden and lays down a flat basket filled with garden goodies including a very smelly batch of chives on the desk right next to me and left the room.
I have no idea why other than she wants to kill me but doesn't actually want to witness it.
Immediately, I began to wheeze and gasp for air!!
"Mother, can you take your weeds off the desk please.
This is the library not the kitchen."
"Mother!"
"Mu--gasp, gasp!!"
Blondes need to watch other Blondes like a hawk!!
11.02.2008
Congrats Texas Tech!!!!
Trick or Treat
I was hanging my head at my friend's lake house this weekend. We meant to shut the gate before the trick-or-treaters began to march around the neighborhoodin seaerch of candy, but we forgot.
Two little 5 year olds came up the driveway.
While I was digging in my purse for some dollar bills, my freind answered the door. He just placed his hand in their bag and thumped the side of it to make the sound of candy dropping.
The children were too young to call him out on this deception but they knew something was up.
In their innocent little voices they said, "What was that?"
My friend said, "Invisible candy. Don't tell anyone!!"
Once they left and we closed the gate, we both laughed.
I said, "Your lucky they weren't six or they would have made you prove it."
He said, "I am glad they weren't eight or they would have burned the house down if I couldn't prove it."
Blondes love Halloween!!!
Two little 5 year olds came up the driveway.
While I was digging in my purse for some dollar bills, my freind answered the door. He just placed his hand in their bag and thumped the side of it to make the sound of candy dropping.
The children were too young to call him out on this deception but they knew something was up.
In their innocent little voices they said, "What was that?"
My friend said, "Invisible candy. Don't tell anyone!!"
Once they left and we closed the gate, we both laughed.
I said, "Your lucky they weren't six or they would have made you prove it."
He said, "I am glad they weren't eight or they would have burned the house down if I couldn't prove it."
Blondes love Halloween!!!
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